medical jargon

Words and acronyms your doctor uses to insult you.

Medical Jargon - "Here is a prescription for acetaminophen."

by punger1 November 4, 2013

medical marriage

Legal union between two people for the sole purpose of extending spousal health insurance.

Leslie and Steve have a medical marriage so he gets coverage for his chronic heart condition.

by Rich H March 5, 2015

Medical reasons

And excuse to touch oneself

My hands were in my pants for medical reasons

by -your favorite person July 29, 2016

Medical Form

a type of form hospitals and clinics use to distinguish a persons disability, sickness and/or mental state.

"The nurse told me I would have to fill out this 'Medical Form' before I could book an appointment with her."

by mcmikey0 October 17, 2018

Medical school

Hell.

Friend: Where ya heading after High School?
Me: Hell.
Friend: You mean medical school?! Holy sheeeeee-

by IDGAFox June 7, 2020

Super medicated

Getting really high, juiced up or both at the same time. Practically tripping balls due to intoxication.

bromie, i am like super medicated right now

Chris Brown: 'sipping and im faded, SUPER MEDICATED' (Til i die lyrics)

by liquorice bitch September 28, 2012

Medical Miracle

When a 49 year old man gets complete knee replacement and his surgeon, attending provider, and physical therapist praise him profusely

BC claims to be a medical miracle .

by KJHOOK January 11, 2023