medicalese

jargon used by doctors, nurses and other medics.

Doctors usually talk in the medicalese in front of their patients.

by uttam maharjan July 10, 2010

Medical Mistress

1. A married doctor's love interest

2. A married doctor's love interest who coaxes said doctor to separate/divorce his wife to be with her (mistress)

A medical mistress is whomever a male doctor cheats on his wife with or leaves his wife for

by Orenn May 12, 2013

Medicalcieriophobia

The irrational fear of people who put on their socks and shoes in a sock-shoe-sock-shoe order

"Man, what are you doing? You don't put on socks and shoes like that!"

"Well, you apparently seem to have Medicalcieriophobia."

by Medicalcalcio August 22, 2018

Musically_gabriel

Gabriel Sparrow, (better known as “musically_gabriel”) is a popular influencer on TikTok for his funny videos and / or aesthetics. His account was created in November 2020, but he did not upload videos until December of the same year.
He has risen in popularity very fast, being one of the most successful meme accounts of these months only on TikTok.

He currently has 7.5K followers and more than half a million likes.

He has connections with other meme accounts similar to his, such as "@.fantazticc" "the_real.nickiminaj" "sam_simmer" among others.

we don't know much about him, he hasn't opened up to the internet like others. He has not shown his face, the only thing we have of him is his age, and his gender. but we hope to see more of him in the future

Musically_gabriel is so funny, with his aesthetics.

by TikTok information August 2, 2021

Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

In the 1940's when there was little regulation of scientific research, Tarkmount Medical Research Facility in Omaha Nebraska performed numerous experiments on their patients. The facility's primary goal was to find a way to extend the life of humans and enhance their natural senses. After many many years of grueling research and discouraging failures, the scientists at Tarkmount discovered 4 new abilities that were yet to be unlocked in humans. The first was the ability to move objects with the mind, but was limited to only an up and down motion. This proved very useful for hands-free masturbation or sex where the girl is on top. The second, was the ability to curse at someone by just thinking of the word. One would merely have to look at a victim and think of the curse word and that word would be implanted in the victim's mind where it would gnaw away his/her morale for a period of 10 minutes. This proved very useful at sports games to lower the confidence of the players and allow a certain team to gain a brief advantage, or when "Little Johnny" at school is bragging about how many toys he got for Christmas. The third and fourth ability lead to the creation of sidefx, a legendary hero who brought pleasure to many.

Sidefx is a legend thanks to Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

by herbend legend December 30, 2017

that shit's medical

When referring to the level of a person's stupidity - the case being that the person is so stupid it's not even their fault, they clearly are a cretin, or an imbecile...

My neighbour is such an imbecile that he shovelled the snow off his car, driveway and path and piled it high on the sidewalk so that no-one could walk down the road. I mean, that shit's medical...

by mrbruceman March 13, 2012

medical patient

A "recreational" stoner who was able to acquire a medical marijuana recommendation by using the excuse of having some BS medical condition. The medical marijuana industry is made up of approximately 99% of these recreational users. They have also become the main connect for those who cannot acquire a medical marijuana recommendation.

Me: Yo, Javi. Bust out the bowlios.

Javi: If you are down to buy, I'm down to fly!

Me: For sure. Who's got bud?

Javi: I got the medical card now for a year cause I said the pain on my knee was too much, so I'm a medical patient now!

Me: Fuck it, let's go to the Fire Station.

Javi: I'll hit up Willy.

Me: Nah, too many lungs.....

by Alvarex March 25, 2011