Medicalcalcio's definitions

K.A.R.E.N.

Any entity which is programmed to follow or abides by the KAREN code:

K - Know your rights
A - Accuse anyone and everyone

R - Request to see a manager
E - Escalate it to the authorities
N - Neglect all reasoning

Waiter: "That's the fifth time today."
Manager: "No worries. These reactions are predictable because some of our customers are K.A.R.E.N.s"

by Medicalcalcio June 17, 2020

Medicalcieriophobia

The irrational fear of people who put on their socks and shoes in a sock-shoe-sock-shoe order

"Man, what are you doing? You don't put on socks and shoes like that!"

"Well, you apparently seem to have Medicalcieriophobia."

by Medicalcalcio August 22, 2018