May 16

The best human on the earth was born. She or he is pretty and amazing. She or he is the smartest and most beautiful girl or boy you will ever meet. Keep him or her forever

Omg it’s May 16th!
Wait no way... the most perfect human on earth was born today
Yay!

by softballgurllll October 19, 2019

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May 23

This is a day for all the bad bitches that need NO man and only food

Maisie: damn it's May 23 where's my bad bitch
Bad bitch

by BTSissuperior October 18, 2019

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May 13

The best people are born this day and they don’t buy TikTok followers

May 13-Omg it’s the best person ever and they don’t buy TikTok followers

by Xxxgodxxx9 October 25, 2019

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May 6

If you were born of this day your the greatest person ever. Also, your bf has to give you their hoodie or if you have a gf they have to give you one of their scrunchies.

You: Give me your (scrunchie or hoodie)!
GF/BF: Why?
You: It's May 6th!

by you're amazing :) October 24, 2019

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May 25

The baddest but funniest of them all were born on this day. They are cute, sweet, and hilarious. If you’re born on this day you have a pass to slap anyone’s ass you want only on this day.

Ben:Yo bro it’s my birthday.
Mike: it’s already May 25
Ben: yea imma go slap my crushes ass🤫

by You like jazzzz... October 30, 2019

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