Max

Maxes are guys who are most likely to have friends, the average Max have friends who are nice and treat them right. As much as they can be “idiotic”, they are still loveable. Maxes are most likely to be emo, or an air sign/zodiac. They’re also very attractive, and are above the average penis size - so, a pornstar penis.

Girl 1: hey, should we invite Max to my birthday party?

Girl 2: yeah! I’d kill for him to come!

by rosiebabey June 23, 2019

Max

the guy on the block
rockin that cock shock
ay
poo on the floor
your momma at the front door

Caitlyn: Max please stop drawing gay porn PLEASE-
Max: I can’t hear you

by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020

Max

The best person in the world

He is a max

by 🍆69#101 August 23, 2019

Max

He is the big gay and he is stupid and loves the one. (She does ice skating, thats a hint max). Max loves a girl named "anonymous" but he won't tell her. Max is also aprtialy gay and loves lachlan.

Max loves "anonymous" but he would also like to grab lachlan by his booty cheeks.

by Max loves anonymous December 4, 2018

Max

Max is a perfect person and you will always want to be around him.

-Dil Pickle

“Max! You are so perfect!”

by Oneheckweirdgamer April 27, 2019

Max

Pretty Chill Guy

Someone: Who’s Max?
Someone Else: He’s a Pretty Chill Guy.

by It’s Max March 2, 2022

max

Means a person is a bitch

That person is such a max

by wadfgdjhkfcf June 10, 2021