Mathew

soft cock faggot

bro mathew is such a soft cock, nobdody likes a sooky soft cock

by xxgamerxladyxx April 29, 2019

Lacking a Mathew

When someone says something stupid.

Oscar: Hey, we have the same birthday!
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Bailey Mathew

A certain type of male species (Bailey Mathew) that posses breasts that can only be described as a X cup, unheard for any Homo sapien(which is the comparable species) let alone one of the male gender. It has been contended by certain evolutionary biologists that, this species is a result of mating with Neanderthals. A connection between cup size and evolutionary development has not yet been established.

I hope they carry Bailey Mathew size in K-Mart.

Person 1: OOOOoooo, Here comes a Bailey better clear out

Person 2: I wouldn't worry i think he's wearing a sports bra
Person 1: Did you not here me a Bailey's coming, we need to move know!
Person 2: I've only ever heard wife's tales about the 'Bailey' who smashes windows if he's to near when it gets cold, let's go.

by John Long-stockings November 27, 2013

Mathew Greene

He usually doesn't eat much.
Referred by his mum as a crows stomach.
But he wouldn't mind the meat of oliver lingwood.

Mathew Greene spies on playgrounds

by Mathew Greene May 24, 2022

Luke Mathews

Best basketball player who could beat Steph Curry easily. He's also so attractive that girls are scared to look at him. If you ever meet Luke shake his hand and never wash it again.

Luke Mathews is really good at basketball.

by Master Lukum December 9, 2024

Mathew Perry

DEAD. RIP.... chandler was such a good character...

"did you hear that Mathew Perry died?"
"Wasnt that the guy who played Chandler?"
"ye. he drowned."

by ARa~ ArA~ November 14, 2023

Mathew

A skidibi Ohio Sigma who bags all the level 12 gyatts and Fanum taxes the beta who don’t edge nor goon

"You goon to much you’re like a Mathew”

by Civilxx May 7, 2024