Mason

rad ass bitch who likes to party and makes pop punk music. state champs r main jams. excessively eats massively amounts of peanut butter in one sitting. all about that tofu vegetarian life. will fuck your bitch right in the pussy. best nigga is kortni. fucking shit up every weekend like a straight g.

dingus.

friend: hey man, what time is it?

Mason: *whips out dick* it's a little past dick thirty guys

by kortnisinkships December 8, 2014

Mason

a fat ass that likes big black cock up his ass and lives rent free in his moms home with his 30 in dildo

bro my brother is such a mason

by vedcon May 20, 2020

Mason

1) Known to like many woman at a time
2) Flirts with 2 or more girls even when he has a girlfriend
3) Dates girls that begin with the letter K
4)Is very attractive.....

Girl 1:WHAT?! He likes Anna, Kinley AND Shaye?!

Girl 2: OMG hes dating Kinley though!!

Girl 3: Oh, he must be a mason

by COUSCOUSISMYMAN January 1, 2012

mason

he is the stupidist dumbest person ever as fat as a overweight pig his hair is as big as his belly he acts autistic and gay all the time he is slower in the head than he is running if that's possible he is the weakest little person and weighs 500lbs

masons a stupid idiot

by dudeman696969 May 29, 2019

Mason

The worst brother in the fucking world

Mason is a bitch of a brother

by Ragnar34 March 7, 2022

Mason

Gayest Fucking Person Ever to Meet

Bros a size of an Ant

Mason is Gay

by HeyDaddySuckMe July 8, 2023

Mason

Mason is REALLY hot, has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. Also AMAZING at sports. He will marry a girl named Taliah. He will have four kids named Mia, Sienna, Karma and koa. Him and Taliah went to school together and dated throughout high school. They got married at age 24.

Mason and Taliah are so cute together

by Hippo Dog Snowman January 19, 2021