Mashed Potato Muncher

A speccy bellend who eats mashed potatoes on a wednesday morning

you mashed potato muncher

by malarky5438 September 23, 2023

mashed potatoe

When you hurt a potato so bad he needs gravy

Dude i hurt that retard so bad he had mashed potatoe

by u fat sao February 22, 2015

Mississippi Mashed Potato

The act of taking a pure shit into a females pussy and making her wet so it slobs out.

Sharon sure did love that sloppy wet Mississippi Mashed Potato.

by RainbowHugger March 4, 2011

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.

He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.

by anonymous July 12, 2018

Mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.

Hey Bro, did you know that mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.
Bro, what the fuck

by concon15 October 28, 2021

Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.

Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!

by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021

Mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.

You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!

by Cancel unsubscribe April 13, 2021