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aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself
A competent high school teacher if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism
by Sexydimma May 28, 2017
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No Maintenance

A rare, mythical type of woman who makes “low-maintenance” look like high-maintenance.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.
“Bro, I thought she was low maintenance, then I met Zahara. That’s not low maintenance… that’s No Maintenance. Girl doesn’t even need Wi-Fi to vibe.”
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cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian
Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.
by Thunnus November 1, 2012
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vessel maintenance

I do vessel maintenance 5 times a week
by Kuehlstein February 16, 2018
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High Maintenance

Often needing group plans changed to fit their schedule.

Names often associated with this: Mike, Lauren, Alex, Ricky, Grant, Toby, Lucy, Megan
Alex and Megan always be needing everyone to shift the whole plan cuz they supposedly “so busy”. But I heard all they do is watch tv and play video games for days on end. They be high maintenance as hell bruh.
by Desmond11 July 11, 2023
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sneaky maintenance

Sneaky Maintenance: Somewhat analogous to high maintenance; with the exception that the unsuspecting boyfriend doesn't perceive the maintenance level of the newly anointed girlfriend. Thinking said girlfriend is low maintenance, but in reality, a shockingly high amount of money and time is spent on jewelry, hair, make-up, and clothes.
Kevin thought Ivonne was a low maintenance girl with her down to earth sensibilities and sweet dispositions. The sneaky maintenance side was identified when a 5$ piece of jewelry quickly turned into a $5,000 piece of jewelry. Further identification of sneaky maintenance was realized when the 10 minute “getting ready” time slowly morphed into 1 and half hour getting ready time; which include multiple outfit changes and extensive make-up applications and hair styling.
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aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding oneself
Henrik Ibsen once said vaut mieux être tout seul que mal accompagné, I.e. it's better to have no friends at all than an aircraft maintenance crew that reflects badly on you as a person
by Sexydimma May 26, 2016
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