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No Maintenance

A rare, mythical type of woman who makes “low-maintenance” look like high-maintenance.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.
“Bro, I thought she was low maintenance, then I met Zahara. That’s not low maintenance… that’s No Maintenance. Girl doesn’t even need Wi-Fi to vibe.”
by H4IZ August 23, 2025
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vessel maintenance

I do vessel maintenance 5 times a week
by Kuehlstein February 16, 2018
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High Maintenance

Often needing group plans changed to fit their schedule.

Names often associated with this: Mike, Lauren, Alex, Ricky, Grant, Toby, Lucy, Megan
Alex and Megan always be needing everyone to shift the whole plan cuz they supposedly “so busy”. But I heard all they do is watch tv and play video games for days on end. They be high maintenance as hell bruh.
by Desmond11 July 11, 2023
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maintenance man Dave

A curmudgeon so loathsome and foul, even his own wouldn’t piss on his face if it were to on fire. Known well for his pompously smug demeanor and although if one were in doubt, they would only need to look at his shamefully Impotent micro penis to be 100% sure.Daves baby dick is so Infamously dainty tiny and shit covered , it deemed him the alias”Maintenance Man Dave the completely dickless and totally shit Flavored Cunt.
Man , that maintenance man is gonna have to get his fuckin hip replaced if he doesn’t slam shut his completely Dickless and shit flavored cunt cremated. ~ Oh, I see … you must have met MAINTENANCE MAN DAVE!
by Flip4NiK8 November 29, 2023
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aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding oneself
Henrik Ibsen once said vaut mieux être tout seul que mal accompagné, I.e. it's better to have no friends at all than an aircraft maintenance crew that reflects badly on you as a person
by Sexydimma May 26, 2016
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aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself
A competent high school teacher will know in a heartbeat if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism
by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
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Express Maintenance

1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap
I work in Express Maintenance

They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance

This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine
by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021
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