Express Maintenance

1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap

I work in Express Maintenance

They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance

This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine

by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021

vessel maintenance

Nickname for working out at a gym.

I do vessel maintenance 5 times a week

by Kuehlstein February 16, 2018

High Maintenance

Often needing group plans changed to fit their schedule.

Names often associated with this: Mike, Lauren, Alex, Ricky, Grant, Toby, Lucy, Megan

Alex and Megan always be needing everyone to shift the whole plan cuz they supposedly “so busy”. But I heard all they do is watch tv and play video games for days on end. They be high maintenance as hell bruh.

by Desmond11 July 11, 2023

cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian

Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.

by Thunnus November 1, 2012

aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself

A competent high school teacher if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism

by Sexydimma May 28, 2017

No Maintenance

A rare, mythical type of woman who makes “low-maintenance” look like high-maintenance.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.

“Bro, I thought she was low maintenance, then I met Zahara. That’s not low maintenance… that’s No Maintenance. Girl doesn’t even need Wi-Fi to vibe.”

by H4IZ August 23, 2025

aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding oneself

Henrik Ibsen once said vaut mieux être tout seul que mal accompagné, I.e. it's better to have no friends at all than an aircraft maintenance crew that reflects badly on you as a person

by Sexydimma May 26, 2016