lumber party

A lumber party is when you have 12 beautiful girls hide around the house you're staying at, and you "lumber" around and try to find them. Usually teams are broken up into single digits and then the person who finds the most women gets to sleep with each one.

Hey dude, we should really have a lumber party tonight!

by ilikepenguins! January 1, 2011

Lumber Mans

Stupid Bozo, High Bozo, Or A Person Whose Selling The Bag.

Bro Jayden Stop Selling The Game Your Being A Lumber Mans

by Sjwhehd December 4, 2021

lumber beans

Are small beans that are cunfused for lima bean.

"do you like spinach?"
"no ewwie"
"Do you like lima beans?"
"What did you say? Lumber beans?"

by Cody and Mariel Sweet November 19, 2007

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

Lumberous

An extensive thing, something that goes far, and powerful

Daniel Boone blazed a lumberous trail through Kentucky

by MrBunBuns1496 May 14, 2025

lumber slumber

Lumber slumber:
When you sleep like a log. Sound asleep. Log, lumberjack.

She fell asleep on the couch watching full house again! She's in a deep lumber slumber.

by POOBS November 13, 2013

Lumber

Alternative word for possessing numerous amounts of assault rifles or firearms.

We went against all the odds and we got lumberrrr.- Future Hendrix

by Disruptiiv_ October 6, 2020