Alaskan Landing Strip

A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.

"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"

by Pussyeater 5000 August 9, 2012

mullet landing a marlin

A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.

Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy

by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014

Ellinor Lundin

A chill, lil crazy girl who enjoys the simple but fine things in life. A crazy fan of Big Poppa and will often be seen shaking her head to the beat of Juicy. Sometimes she can be quite a loner, but oh wait. It’s only because she is recharging to spread her good ass vibez. She is sturdy, and can not ride a kick bike even though she tries (SO to Dan who inspired her so much. Also, she is a true BARBZ. Nothing can stop her and yes. She has confidence and loves it when you call her Big Poppa. Sometimes you have to remind her how great she actually iz. Sometimes she needs a little push in order for her to do fun stuff like swimming. So, if u have an Ellinor, push her to do things. Ellinors typically gets funnier and happier then. Loves chocolate and also Tuc. She wear her crown high and can run like Nicki Minaj. She is Nicki. Ellinor is a bad bitch and can run at an adequate speed, but she sure knows how to do her hair because that hair looks fire anytime of the day. She can’t really cook BUT she sure knows her stuff: like pasta and butter. Yummy yum. She is not a fan of Rahed Murad but she does watch us massage videos every Sunday at 17 pm with a NEW. SWEDISH. BEAUTIFUL. GIRL. ( lol) She likes going to Tempo even though she doesn’t really need anything and wearing sunglasses when it’s cloudy, like I said, a Bad B. Anyways. If you have an Ellinor in ur life, keep that girl. She a poppa and a prize.

Ellinor Lundin is a carefree person that everyone wants to be.

Person 1: omg who is that barb, poppa queen on the bus to Tempo to buy Mozzarella and pasta just dancing and spitting facts?
Person 2: Oh, it’s just Ellinor.
Person1: That explains it. Cool girl.

by Flower girl xx June 5, 2020

Dutch Landing

When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.

Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.

by G. Godsey February 24, 2023

Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.

"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017

three-point landing

Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.

Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.

by QuacksO March 1, 2019

Cadbury’s Landing Strip

The residue left on the inside of undergarments from not wiping ones anus properly.

I was sorting out the washing and detected a foul stench. Inspecting my husbands boxer shorts I noticed that the offending smell was the result of a rather large Cadbury’s Landing Strip plastered to the gusset.

by Colin Mckellar February 9, 2022