lorenzo'#2000

Enzo is friendly and easy to connect with. He's really funny and awesome

also a loser

lorenzo'#2000 is so cool LMAO

by conets February 27, 2022

Lorenzo Los Banos

Definition:
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.

Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.

Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).

"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."

by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025

Lorenzo Rodney

Lorenzo Rodney is the most Awesome guy u will ever see, he is a great Lover but more important, he is a true great Friend that u can depend on.
Always Caring for others while putting himself away, but with the power of music he is always a happy jolly Crazy and fun person.

That is so Lorenzo Rodney (Awesome)

U totaly Lorenzo Rodney'd me in bed tonight.

by The Almighty Of Awesomeness June 18, 2017

Lorenzo

Lorenzo is an asshole, but he can't help it and sometimes tries to help but says the dumbest shit

Guy 1: Yo can you help me out bro
Lorenzo: I would beat the shit out of the personification of life

by Dhehvrjdjsjwje August 3, 2021

Lorenzo

An italian motherfucker who drinks a shit ton of wine and talks with his hands all night and cannot cook pasta.

Oh no the wine is gone you pulled a lorenzo

by VacuumCleanersSuck555 December 7, 2021

Marcus Lorenzo

A cheating, lowlife scum who smokes w*** out of a Chewits wrapper. Absolute cunt who fucks girls about!

Person 1: was talking to a Marcus Lorenzo on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: Oh No! Did you get out safely?

by £ltonB0y April 6, 2020

Lorenzo Zurzolo

Lorenzo Zurzolo was born in Rome, Lazio, Italy is one of the hottest men to ever exist, was casted as Niccolò Govender Rossi in the Italian Netflix series ‘Baby’ he is also known for Un passo dal cielo (2011), Don Matteo (2000) and Outing - Fidanzati per sbaglio

‘Lorenzo Zurzolo is the sexiest man on earth’

by Stargirl ☆ July 24, 2024