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Marcus Lorenzo

A cheating, lowlife scum who smokes w*** out of a Chewits wrapper. Absolute cunt who fucks girls about!
Person 1: was talking to a Marcus Lorenzo on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: Oh No! Did you get out safely?
by £ltonB0y April 6, 2020
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is coming over tonight. Lorenzo is very small
by heeheehali December 5, 2019
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo has a huge cock and he's a fucking god
Is that Lorenzo?
Yes
by Hkbf November 23, 2021
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Lorenzo

The kind of guy who’ll lead you on and reject you three times every time but you’re too stupid to realize it because you’re a sad in love individual.
Friend A: I just got rejected by Lorenzo again
Friend B: dude are you dumb?
by FlowerGirlMia July 17, 2021
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Lorenzo Rodney

Lorenzo Rodney is the most Awesome guy u will ever see, he is a great Lover but more important, he is a true great Friend that u can depend on.
Always Caring for others while putting himself away, but with the power of music he is always a happy jolly Crazy and fun person.
That is so Lorenzo Rodney (Awesome)

U totaly Lorenzo Rodney'd me in bed tonight.
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Lorenzo

The god of macking. Shatterer of cervixes. 99% overall in 2k22
Lorenzo fucked my girlfriend last night and I'm actually kind of happy about it.
by Farkan June 6, 2022
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is an asshole, but he can't help it and sometimes tries to help but says the dumbest shit
Guy 1: Yo can you help me out bro
Lorenzo: I would beat the shit out of the personification of life
by Dhehvrjdjsjwje August 3, 2021
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