Lapsang Souchong

The best friggin tea in the universe!

I have my Lapsang Souchong with milk and two sugars, how about you?

by glaires April 4, 2010

lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanoawoooabhu😀bauegbfeygufuoegvfosavedfadjjahhelpmepleasei-i-i-idubtobelugahnfdeiaaaeee?eeayyyyyyyyeahbaby123456789😀

A word longer than Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Also, probably the only word in the world with emojis. Plus the longest word ever :).

Once upon a time, I walked into a store, and saw lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanoawoooabhu😀bauegbfeygufuoegvfosavedfadjjahhelpmepleasei-i-i-idubtobelugahnfdeiaaaeee?eeayyyyyyyyeahbaby123456789😀

by Skittle-Chan's Boyfriend July 4, 2022

lopsters

A pair of Lopsided Boobs.

Wow dude, that lady's got some Real lopsters! >.<

by Rarz January 14, 2008

Lapsang the Souchong

(verb), comes from a type of tea, also called Lapsang, a variety of Souchong China tea with a smoky flavour. Where our ancestors enjoyed the flavour, in modern usage, "to Lapsang the Souchong" means when your girlfriend takes a swig of lapsang tea, and then takes you in her warmed up mouth, with the tea still in there, and gives you a juicy blow job. one of the most pleaurable experiences my ex ever gave me, before i dumped her sorry ass.

"dude, me and jessica were getting horny last night, and she turned on the magic - she lapsanged my souchong until i came all over her face!"

"i really love it when my girlfriend asks me if she can Lapsang the Souchong!!"

by TCGC August 28, 2008

Losario

It's a fancy way of saying loser

You're such a losario, get away from me.

by __sammmiiee3 March 12, 2017

LOPASAURUS

Lop to rule all lops. Master of being socially inept. So severely stupid and or morally blind you question if they have a back bone or how they have managed to make it to work and back safely.

Damn bro, you let your "wife to be" tell your mom to "get a new dress or get out of the wedding"?! I can't believe you didn't stand up for your own mother dude... She gave you life! You're not just a lop man, youre a fuckin lopasaurus!

by Razosupra August 27, 2019

lopsided swastika

A position often used in intercourse with a quadraplegic. This position involves the quadraplegic being spun like a bayblade on ones penis, this then moves their arms in the shape of a lopsided swastika.

1: "I got a black eye last night giving becky a lopsided swastika"
2: "Yo, thats a beepus!"

by Jozhu4Weaton March 29, 2021