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Macternity leave

1. When the excitement of getting a new Mac leads to people taking countless days off work to play with their new notebook, tablet or iphone.
"Ed got a macbook pro last night, he'll probably be taking the next few days on Macternity leave"
by Gunned June 15, 2012
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katie lavender

The most awesome and beautiful girl you could ever lay eyes on.
by Lhardy September 12, 2013
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When someone never leaves things that are already well. Taylor swift use of this expression on her single "ME!". She says: "I never leave well enough alone" she means that she always wanna improve things that are already well.
by gullible little witch January 16, 2021
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Invited to leave

Euphemism for being fired, ejected or kicked out. Applicable to employment, parties, school, etc.
I heard he dropped out of school.

Invited to leave actually...
by GringoDeMaio September 5, 2009
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Mr eat it and leave

Nigga: I ate this bitch pussy that had a foul smell, am I wrong?
You: you Mr eat it and leave MISTAHEATITANDLEAVEEEEE
by ChiefKeefsDraco January 14, 2023
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A reference to what Tyler Joseph once said in an interview while asked about his voice.

He was asked why his voice was deep in some songs but not in others and he explained he didn't like the sound of his voice; it was too high. He then gave an example to if he were to have a wife and children and someone were to break in and he'd yell but his voice would not be very intimidating.
"From the top of the steps I'm just gonna be like, excuse me, could you please leave? Nothing very intimidating about it'
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Paturdity Leave

The legal entitlement for men in the work place to take extended time off during work hours to extricate their bowels i.e. drop the kids off at the pool.

Paturdity comes from a need for equality for men. Woman have maternity leave from work, men should be allowed time off for their own deliveries.
Hey Roy! Where have you been for the last hour? On paturdity leave?
by gus_dodge March 9, 2005
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