pit lizard

a female groupie found in the sport of NASCAR. they are usually found in and around the pit area. they have a specific driver(s) (or driver's crew) picked out ahead of time and do everything in their power to have sex with them. they stalk them out and draw as much attention to themselves just to get noticed.

That group of girls standing by Kasey Kahne's pit box for the past 3 hours are obviously pit lizards.

by A. Lurker January 26, 2007

pit lizard

Female NASCAR groupie, typically with fake tan, fake tits and bad skin. Commonly found cruising the garage/pit area vainly searching for driver dick.

Check out that pit lizard waiting for Junior to show up, she's busted as hell.

by MannyOrtez April 8, 2007

lizard gizzard

When a woman's clitoris is so long that it looks like a lizard's gizzards are hanging from her.

Oh my goodness gracious sweetheart, you have such a long lizard gizzard!

by Cynical Jester November 15, 2017

Liza

I WANT TO EAT HER OUT AND CALL HER MINE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

"Liza has the cutest boobs, i mean butt, no wait i mean face"

by liza's girlfriend January 3, 2015

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Really cool Australian rock band that has already put out 9 full length albums since 2012

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is a great band for anyone interested in some contemporary rock

by Spic Dickuloid March 3, 2017

liza

the brightest star in the sky <3

Look at that star! It's the brightest, happiest one!

Yeah, that's Liza.

by daaviddd July 6, 2011

lizard tits

the typically saggy breasts of a lot lizard a.k.a. prostitute

"Dude, check out those lizard tits."

by gijoeheadstomp April 6, 2009