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The Leaping Egyptian

When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).
daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.
by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010
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leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.
Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome
by Maton22 April 7, 2008
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Lipton leap

A form of long range tea bag where you jump up and catch the bag-ee's face in your crotch.
Did you see Miguel's lipton leap at the Billboard awards?
by tavarner17 May 20, 2013
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leap queer

A man who engages in homosexual coitus every once in a while on special occasions just as Leap Year only occurs every 4 years.
Dirk and Lewis are trying to get Joey in a 3-some, but he's usually straight. But given the right circumstance, he is a bit of a leap queer and he just might go with it.
by Fat_n_Happy February 11, 2015
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Leap frogging

When a girl is on top taking a dick that's too big to fit in her vagina so she has to bounce up and down with her legs spread like a frog
Dude, my cock was so big, she was leap frogging on my dick while I laid back and did nothing.
by Whitetm2 June 8, 2015
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leap of faith

Where you trustingly "jump someone's bones" merely on his/her verbal assurance that he/she has taken sufficient precautions against pregnancy or other unwanted "after-effects" of said bouncy-bouncy.
Just because an approaching-middle-age hottie has been "doing it bareback without result" ever since she was a teenager is absolutely zero true guarantee that she will not unexpectedly begin ovulating --- that is definitely one "leap of faith" that you may want to think very carefully before taking! Wearing protection is still the safest/surest non-surgical/medicinal way of proceeding if you don't wanna hear da pitter-patter of little feet (and further burden the already-stretched-too-thin AFDC system)!
by QuacksO December 29, 2017
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cloud leap

When using cloud technology to leap from a traditional process to a completely digital process based on cloud services.
Abraham Lincoln school cloud leaped their homework feedback with the use of Google classroom instead of students turning in their homework on paper.
by Alexandercho January 8, 2018
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