Law and Orgasm

Watching several Law and Order episodes in a row by channel surfing. Often several different channels have Law & Order episodes and they can be watched for hours without interruption.

I called in sick to work and now I am three hours into a Law and Orgasm.

by Greasy Corndog May 12, 2009

Armstrong's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, it states that the longer a conversation about a foreign country continues, the higher the chance an American will bring up the moon landing.

"He's one small step away from Armstrong's Law."

by OHNOTHEYRECOMING December 16, 2015

lemon law

In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.

Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-

Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!

by Alex Long February 11, 2006

Bieber's Law

Somewhat like Godwin's Law, but instead refers to the fact that every popular YouTube video, no matter what it's about, will have at least one comment about Justin Bieber.

*Video of a talking cat advert from a few years ago*

Comment by:I_r_smurt:
OMG dis is sooooo fake!!! if u mad dis u r Justin Bieber's Boyfreind.

Me: I hate Bieber's Law so much...

by Roozler92 June 7, 2011

Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.

Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.

by TheGodOfSpeechcraft December 6, 2019

Parson's Law

Doing something right the first time.

Michael was rejected from Harvard University for failing to follow Parson's Law. He didn't fill it out properly his first try.

by Dorm Chief March 6, 2013

stoner law

The unwritten rules stoners follow when smoking and anything related to stoners and smoking marijuana

Tommy sparks up a blunt and asked "which way to pass it."
David: stoner law says you should always pass to the left
Tommy: oh yea and it says puff puff pass right?
David: that is correct.

by zachwarhawk February 19, 2011