A blanket statement for when a company or organization fucks up and needs to do something about the angry media. Usually results in nothing happening, because they investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong.
I know our CEO was banging 12 interns, stole millions from charity, and was arrested on three counts of murder, but don’t worry, we’ll launch an investigation.
by KingJx212 November 02, 2021
When you have to quickly pee so you put all your energy into your dick and launch a powerful stream of urine.
I got in the bathroom, and did a Pelvic Power Launch. I had to get done quick so I didn't get caught by the meteor.
by ShadyDefinitions April 18, 2018
To leave; a way of letting people know you're going somewhere; To get up and go. To inform others that it's time to leave.
"Time to go to Disneyland, come on let's launch."
"I'm going to the store, are you ready?"
"Yeah, let's launch."
"I'm going to the store, are you ready?"
"Yeah, let's launch."
by Balla24 May 05, 2012
Having a large sometimes loud fart in a heated seat of a car. The heating effect just amplifies the enjoyment for all.
by GrandpaSaurous December 20, 2024
by vuyctyiytfu February 14, 2025
When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”
“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
by duckmasterj May 10, 2021
It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.
It is very contagious.
It is very contagious.
by TBSieLee November 13, 2023