YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club 

As the name says, it's just a club full of people, that have given up on sex.

The YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club is also open for teh wapanese.

YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club by dont' be a wanker December 27, 2003

Getting Laid 

vaginal intercourse

Tom said he was getting laid at a party, and by that, i mean sex, in a vagina, not just a blow job or a hand job

Getting Laid by Teachyoualesson July 23, 2008

Lolla-laid 

What you are if you meet someone at Lollapalooza, take he or she home and have sexual relations.

Person 1 - "Where did you go last night? We looked for you at the after-show at the Metro!"

Person 2 - "Remember that hot guy I started talking to at the BMI stage? I took him home and got Lolla-laid."

Lolla-laid by Mary Low October 8, 2008

Chat roulette laid 

Basically like getting laid, but over chatroulette.com. Its like computer sex, but with a camera.

Guy1: Dude what did you do last night?
Guy2: Got chat roulette laid.
Guy1: Wow, loser. Trying getting laid in real life.

Chat roulette laid by Icemanrussian April 19, 2010

i got laid parade

The act of " the walk of shame" but not feeling shameful at all

Guy: see that girl her heels are in her hand and her dress is too tight I bet she's doing the walk of shame

Guys friend : nah bro she's smiling this is her " I got laid parade ":)

i got laid parade by Cutiecrossbones January 30, 2016

rapper laid

having multiple intercourse partners in comparison to the amounts of a rapper.

damn son, i hope one day i can get rapper laid, just like fiddy cent!

rapper laid by defleper July 5, 2009

Mormon laid 

When a Latter-day Saint ('Mormon') engages themselves in the act of kissing.

"dude, i kissed her last night!"
"man, you got MORMON laid! yeeee ssonn!"

Mormon laid by Bekky Gibson March 25, 2008