Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
by KoolGuyKeml56746 June 5, 2018
Get the Kristian Lanemug. a cute as boyfriend that loves u no matter what happens and then u think that he think u like someone else but really u have fallen more deeply in love with him then you think
him: "whos that?"
her: "well hes my kristian"
him: "uh but that means...."
her: "yeah i know"
him: "ok.."
her: "well hes my kristian"
him: "uh but that means...."
her: "yeah i know"
him: "ok.."
by ok fineeee September 14, 2020
Get the kristianmug. Kristian is a guy with a very short dick and the most annoying person on earth he might be the worst boyfriend you can get
by Camellotion May 1, 2018
Get the kristianmug. The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian Jim I know, I would be lost without him.He is super humble,kind,intellegent person I know,So if you have Kristian Jim name Don't him,he is worth it to keep and to be your friend.
This one guy named Kristian Jim that is AMAZING!!
This one guy named Kristian Jim that is AMAZING!!
by Namshin June 8, 2021
Get the Kristian Jimmug. Kristian, there is no other like him, he’s really caring and watches out for others to the best of his ability, very sweet kind boy with some tantrums here and there but hes a gem worth for a lifetime. When he loves he loves like no one else can, not only does this precious boy have a good heart but he also has the looks! He fails to see it, you see he is a humble boy, beautiful soul one would love to spend their life with him, kristian is like a baby a protective one too. Mi querido esposo no one else could replace my beautiful kristian bebe el es mi vida mi amor mi nene lo amo lo quiero<3 bebe when you see this i hope you see how much I really love you, words can’t explain it all fully but if you can see it even by 1% id be happy becsuse that means i have a future lifetime where i can show you eachday my love until it reached 100% or ♾️.
“I love Kristian, I don’t ever wanna lose him”
“Kristian? The lovely boy that girl always talked about?”
“Kristian? The lovely boy that girl always talked about?”
by Bello yoshi January 16, 2024
Get the Kristianmug. Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only one girl, who you are committed to... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018
Get the Kristian Walkermug. by Rizzzzze October 14, 2023
Get the dirty kristianmug.