A person would yell out the term “Kobe!” when taking a shot in basketball or when throwing anything into some sort of basket. It is a reference to the star basketball player Kobe Bryant. It is yelled out in the hopes that mentioning the name of a basketball legend when making your shot will make it go in. It has developed into a joke over the years.
by Csal May 05, 2011
by codHarry February 03, 2020
Someone who's name every black man yells when he either...
-Jumps high
-Shoots a basket
-Supermans that ho
-Hits someone with a car
-Jumps high
-Shoots a basket
-Supermans that ho
-Hits someone with a car
"Kobe!"
"The fuck?!"
"The fuck?!"
by KobeShmoby July 24, 2014
A Kobe is a police officer that is gay, only when the badge is on. Kobes are known to kill child molesters and beat their wives when they drink too much root beer.
by Tyrone Laquis April 06, 2018
by kobelol February 28, 2022
A parent dedicated to their children’s extracurricular activities Such as athletic arts science or whatever. This includes taking them to practices, practicing with them, inspiring them, supporting and encouraging them in a fun and compassionate.
Your mom is Kobe. She’s always at your practices and practicing with you and taking you to the batting cages and she’s very nice about it.
Your dad is Kobe. He supports you and your science fair projects helps you make them and takes you to all the science fairs he’s so cool.
Your dad is Kobe. He supports you and your science fair projects helps you make them and takes you to all the science fairs he’s so cool.
by Kobe mom February 03, 2020
1.) The man who averages 4.5 assists, which is more than Rip Hamilton, Wilt Chamberlin, Carmelo Anthony, etc.
2.) The man who, dispite being a SHOOTING GUARD, averages over 5 rebounds a game
3.) Probly the best defencive guard in the game, who made the All-NBA Team AND All-Defencive team last year
4.) The greatest player in the NBA, but will never win an MVP because people don't like him enough even to put him in the top five MVP ballot (2006 an example)
5.) A Leader on the court, who had led the youngest NBA team in the NBA to the playoffs last year (Still didn't win MVP last year)
6.) Someone that did something Jordan couldn't do, score 81 points in a game, the single greatest moment in NBA history (Still didn't win MVP)
7.) Someone who scored 61 points in 3 quarters againts the Western Conference Champion Mavericks (Still didn't win MVP)
8.) The man who was on a team that people felt were the worst team in the league (Next to the Jazz, Bobcats, and Hawks) but still got them to the playoffs (Still didn't win MVP)
9.) The man who completley shut down Steve Nash (Current MVP) in round one in the plaoffs (Still didn't win MVP)
10.) The Eventual All-Time Leading scorer
11.) Most Exsplosive player ever to play in the NBA
12.) The person that people who know nothing about basketball still consider a ballhog
13.) The man who was found INNOCENT of rape
14.) Three-Time NBA Champion
15.) Greatest Player Ever
2.) The man who, dispite being a SHOOTING GUARD, averages over 5 rebounds a game
3.) Probly the best defencive guard in the game, who made the All-NBA Team AND All-Defencive team last year
4.) The greatest player in the NBA, but will never win an MVP because people don't like him enough even to put him in the top five MVP ballot (2006 an example)
5.) A Leader on the court, who had led the youngest NBA team in the NBA to the playoffs last year (Still didn't win MVP last year)
6.) Someone that did something Jordan couldn't do, score 81 points in a game, the single greatest moment in NBA history (Still didn't win MVP)
7.) Someone who scored 61 points in 3 quarters againts the Western Conference Champion Mavericks (Still didn't win MVP)
8.) The man who was on a team that people felt were the worst team in the league (Next to the Jazz, Bobcats, and Hawks) but still got them to the playoffs (Still didn't win MVP)
9.) The man who completley shut down Steve Nash (Current MVP) in round one in the plaoffs (Still didn't win MVP)
10.) The Eventual All-Time Leading scorer
11.) Most Exsplosive player ever to play in the NBA
12.) The person that people who know nothing about basketball still consider a ballhog
13.) The man who was found INNOCENT of rape
14.) Three-Time NBA Champion
15.) Greatest Player Ever
Stupid: Kobe's a ballhog
Very Stupid: Kobe's a Rapist
Extremely Stupid: Kobe's Overated
Smart: Your all dumbasses
Very Stupid: Kobe's a Rapist
Extremely Stupid: Kobe's Overated
Smart: Your all dumbasses
by Cards in 06 September 04, 2006