Klapkeutel

a dutch insult-word which can be a substitute for:
ass face
retard
n00b
wigger
dickface
emo
asshole
bananahead
shit
fuck
rofl
lmao
idiot
vagina
shithead
shitface
maggot
fagot
german
jezus etc

it is also a turd which pounds his way out of you ass and rebounces from the toilet and splatters ur shit all over the place

1:shit! look at that klapkeutel
2: fo sho my nigga, thats one fucked up klapkeutel

by [_m4] July 9, 2006

Kappa Kappa Gamma

A women's Fraternity (because sorority was not coined yet) that was Founded at Monmouth College in Illinois on October 13, 1870, by 6 young women (the youngest was 14!) The badge is the Golden Key, the jewel is the sapphire (symbol of truth and sincierity), the flower is the fleur de lis (iris, for dignity and grace) the mascot is an owl (for wisdom, colors are light and dark blue, national philanthropy is reading is fundamental or RIF. Each Chapter establishes a name for itself upon the school's campus, i.e the Ladie of KKG at creighton are known for being diverse and philanthropic.

KKG is mainly known as "spoiled", "rich", and "Pretty or Popular", Mostly known as Classy, Trustworthy, and Dependable

"Those ladies of KKG are classy!"
"You can really trust those Kappas!"

Rah! Rah! For Kappa Kappa Gamma!
Three cheers for the girls who wear the blue and blue!

Now you can quote me when I say
I am a kaapa girl from Creighton U!
I'm true to the wise old owl who wears the golden key.
Blue ribbon gardens grow the Fleur De Lis.
Oh the owl, the key the fleur de lis,
The blue the blue well thats for me!

Rah! Rah! For KKG!

by KappaRugger22 January 3, 2010

Kappa Sig

The most respected men in the world.

I wish I was a Kappa Sig so God would love me. "Screw You" is a fag.

by Raptor4998 February 26, 2011

klapperich

german shoe maker

alayna jane:)
you love me
and you know it
cuz im a klapperich
but the sad part is that it dies with me

by lay lay klapperich March 10, 2009

klapper

It is used to describe someone that is super outgoing with BIG DICK ENERGY. A Klapper is usually a nice person that everyone likes and he is a very nice guy. He is very funny, has light brown hair and greenish blueish eyes. Everyone wants to have a Klapper as a friend.

Guy: Hey gurl let me help you with that HEAVY box.
Gurl: Wow your name must definetly be Klapper, because you are the man of my dreams. PLEASE MARRY ME.

by Timmy_turn_yourworldupsidedown September 18, 2018

Kleppe

When someone chokes and creates an awkward moment

Ex 1. I started to talk to him..then I pulled a Kleppe.

by Hamzooo May 24, 2011

kappa locusta

A type of soccer ball that is blue with a white circle on it and bold white writing saying KAPPA. Not a very popular soccer ball.

The match was played with a Kappa Locusta

by SheepOnFire September 30, 2014