Kittens

Little puffballs that somehow ended up on this goddamned planet but have the power to make you instantly love them. Those who don't have committed a monstrous sin/crime and will be shoved aside by society unless they love puppies or learn to love kittens.
Cheers guys ❤

Girl: OH MY GOD! ITS A KITTEN!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH
OMG OMG OMG I LOOOOVE IT!
Girl 2: AAAAAAAAAAAH YASSSSSSS !
Dude: (Also squeals) I love kittens too!

by Ashthekitten May 1, 2019

hungry kitten

The act of delicately licking spaff from one's cupped palm, usually following a surreptitious wank.

EG - I had a sneaky wank under the covers watching the missus get dressed. I didn't have anywhere to get rid of my spunk, so i drank it like a hungry kitten.

I had a sneaky wank under the covers watching the missus get dressed. I had to come into my hand, but didn't have anywhere to put the spunk, so lapped it up like a hungry kitten.

by roombigdick1 April 13, 2014

sea kittens

What some animal rights activists use instead of the word "fish"

Sea kittens taste better than land kittens.

by Freigeist May 16, 2010

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

1. A U.S. Southern pun which means "Don't question me. Do what I say and use proper English."

Papa: Eat your food.

Eric: What fer?

Papa: Cat's fur to make kitten's britches. That's what fer!

by InfamousSulla July 2, 2010

daddy's kitten

a girl who enjoys being talked to like a little baby and it VERY cute and VERY sensitive. Love cuddles and kisses and stuffies.

You're daddy's kitten!

by bbygurrrl March 11, 2015

Killing Kittens

The act of masturbating

Damn I'm soo horny, I better go kill some kittens

by Matt R March 28, 2005

E-Kitten

Either a 40 year old man who is in need of love faking to be a female mostly on discord. Or a 11 year old female who has no idea what there doing. Often “meowing” or faking or actually having a speech impediment. Saying daddw waddy or something stupid

Oh look it’s an e-kitten ew her pfp is emo “ hey daddy Waddwwwv how are you doing today ready for some more e-head” Just ignore them

by gusehr June 4, 2022