off-kilter

slightly un-straight, to be of-kilter is to at an angle, can be used to describe a feeling but was designed to describe the state of such objects as furniture, and other such structures. mainly refered to in H.dot as "that's a scoatch off-kilter"

"that's a scoatch off-kilter"

"hey craig... the tent is off-kilter" reply... "justa scoatch"

"man I fucked my t-ruck! she's sitting off-kilter"

by Chris G. January 23, 2004

kinderkuntte

noun: an childish boorish woman;

Adjective: Any woman who acts like an immature fairy princess when she doesn't get her way. A more derogatory insult than bitch.

1. Valerie! Why are you such a kinderkuntte?!?!

2. I'm walking down the street minding my business then this kinderkuntte cuts me off with her powerwalking!

by Xanthrant April 6, 2006

kinger

turns u on adn gives a great fuck sexy kind and just fit all over

fit,sexy, great shager,turns u on

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

kilter

trying to open a door while simultaneously trying to unlock the same door, thus preventing the door from being unlocked. often happens with car doors.

Damn it, I just kiltered. Unlock the door again.

by yellowjello September 25, 2008

off-kilter

the state of being wierd. often the result of staying up extremely late. activities include: watching educational programming, smoking many cigarettes, and having random dance parties.

Tonight has been super off-kilter.

by Graf March 12, 2003

Kinderhoe

Child who dresses like a hoe, whore or prostitot. Also called a prostitot.

"Oh my god, look that little girl! She is a total kinderhoe!"

by Queen Lillith May 11, 2006

Kinderjargon

The unique set of noises, grunts, screams, non-sense words, etc. used by kindergarden students to communicate with one another.

Little Johny wakes up from nap time, turns to his classmate Tommy, and says "My banklet is wet." (I pissed myself in my sleep)

Kindergardeners speak kinderjargon.

by O.G. Kronic July 29, 2011