Small western town in Illinois with a pop of about 1000 people. the high school is complete garbage. it's full of different colored people unlike Hamilton Illinois which is 95.5% white. yet the high school is still extremely racist. and every white person there talks like they grew up on a farm in the 80s or sounds like they have a Alaskan pipeline up their ass
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Get the Warsaw, Illinois mug.Tremont, Illinois is a pretty small town. It could easily be described in one word, and that word is CORN! CORN, all we have around here is CORN, CORN, and some more CORN
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Illinois consists of two parts: Chicago, and the black abyss beneath it.
Chicago is known all around the world for producing many things, being windy, and the mafia.
But I’m not going to tell you about Chicago, you all seem pretty well-informed of it already. I’m going to tell you about …. Central Illinois. (“What? What did she say? There’s a CENTRAL Illinois?”)
The only reason I could see anyone ever coming here is there is moderately good school systems. Never mind the rednecks, terrible weather, and nothing to do—the schools are good!
Not everyone is a redneck, that’s an exaggeration. But there are a lot of people who have very distinct red-neck qualities. And don’t let me get started on the weather. The summers are dreadfully hot and the winters are freezing. I’ve grown up here all my life, and I’m still not used to it.
But there are … some good things. We’ve discovered you can make more money if you put “Lincoln” in front of anything. Hey, we’re the “Land of Lincoln,” why not?! We have a lot of nice parks, as an example one close to me: Lincoln Memorial Gardens. Lookie there, two of the things mention rolled into one!
The cornfields I grew up next to are constantly being cut up and houses are always being built, for we have such a good school system here everyone is just flocking in. For now, it’s a relatively nice place to raise you little ones. But in another ten, twenty years it’ll be vastly overcrowded. We’ll be like a new Chicago! Oh joy!
Chicago is known all around the world for producing many things, being windy, and the mafia.
But I’m not going to tell you about Chicago, you all seem pretty well-informed of it already. I’m going to tell you about …. Central Illinois. (“What? What did she say? There’s a CENTRAL Illinois?”)
The only reason I could see anyone ever coming here is there is moderately good school systems. Never mind the rednecks, terrible weather, and nothing to do—the schools are good!
Not everyone is a redneck, that’s an exaggeration. But there are a lot of people who have very distinct red-neck qualities. And don’t let me get started on the weather. The summers are dreadfully hot and the winters are freezing. I’ve grown up here all my life, and I’m still not used to it.
But there are … some good things. We’ve discovered you can make more money if you put “Lincoln” in front of anything. Hey, we’re the “Land of Lincoln,” why not?! We have a lot of nice parks, as an example one close to me: Lincoln Memorial Gardens. Lookie there, two of the things mention rolled into one!
The cornfields I grew up next to are constantly being cut up and houses are always being built, for we have such a good school system here everyone is just flocking in. For now, it’s a relatively nice place to raise you little ones. But in another ten, twenty years it’ll be vastly overcrowded. We’ll be like a new Chicago! Oh joy!
Look at how I am, a prime example of how your children will grow up living in Central Illinois. Unless you’re rich. That’s the next neighbourhood over.
by TheSpaz September 25, 2005
Get the illinois mug.A state consisting of Chicago and Southern Illinois. The true Southern Illinoisans (located south of I-64) are constantly disputing whether the S in southern should be capitalized or not.
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Get the illinois mug.1. A State in the Midwest.
2. An amazing piece of music by the artist Sufjan Stevens. Recently Amazon.com named it the best album of 2005.
2. An amazing piece of music by the artist Sufjan Stevens. Recently Amazon.com named it the best album of 2005.
by Bob S December 28, 2005
Get the illinois mug.Very boring and overtaxed state sandwiched in between the dumbass heroin addict poor kids in Missouri and the dumbass methheads in Indiana the Hoosier state. Not worth the fucking time at all.
The thought of driving through Illinois makes me want to take the long ass detour so I can avoid driving through it.
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Get the Illinois mug.Being the homewown of Ronald Reagan, the city of Dixon is small but sweet. It seems dickish and absolutely terrible when you first move in depending on the neighborhood, and the highschool is among the town the biggest hotspot for gay people. Its yearly Petunia festival is nice and pretty but doesn't cover up the Scout war hiding in the parade lines. There are tons of creative and imaginable minds in this small town but the town is just as, and almost more, broke off its ass just like the state its in.
This town has a history of terrible police records in its citizens, one of the things it would be notorious for would be the DHS shooting that occured on May 16th, 2018. The people of Dixon can be nice if you pass them the right way, but if you get on anyones bad side, they will always have that one friend who will stab you with a rusted over pole straight to the gut.
The town's scenery is nice, and the buildings are authentic. It all looks pretty neat except for the highschool in the summer of 2018 due to it being under construction since March or so the same year due to a finding of mold in the walls and the numerous cracks in the school.
This town has a history of terrible police records in its citizens, one of the things it would be notorious for would be the DHS shooting that occured on May 16th, 2018. The people of Dixon can be nice if you pass them the right way, but if you get on anyones bad side, they will always have that one friend who will stab you with a rusted over pole straight to the gut.
The town's scenery is nice, and the buildings are authentic. It all looks pretty neat except for the highschool in the summer of 2018 due to it being under construction since March or so the same year due to a finding of mold in the walls and the numerous cracks in the school.
"Dixon is such a nice town once you get to know everyone."
"Dixon, Illinois is known for containing the Ronald Reagan Boyhood home."
"The gays will rise in the small valleyway of Dixon."
"Dixon, Illinois is known for containing the Ronald Reagan Boyhood home."
"The gays will rise in the small valleyway of Dixon."
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