A name for a girl who is very shady, and backstabbing. She'll say she's your best friend, but then try and ruin a relationship between you and your boyfriend. Kelsey usually will tell one boy she's dating him and keep two on the side for backup, in case her current boy isn't keeping her happy. Kelsey usually updates her profiles saying how "ugly" or "lonely" she is just so she can get the attention of others. Kelsey will also flirt with other boys when one of her boyfriends isn't around so she can feel like she's "loved". Usually has more friends than she can count, but still for some reason feels lonely, and also makes everything more dramatic then it seems.
by Wizard Ashyton August 06, 2011
by fuck.bitches.get.money1321 August 29, 2016
Fat.
I'm as confused as an uneatable cake.. Must be a "Kelsey".
If gravity didn't exist, Kelsey would still be on the ground.
Who ate all the PIES!!!??? ...Kelsey... Duh!
If gravity didn't exist, Kelsey would still be on the ground.
Who ate all the PIES!!!??? ...Kelsey... Duh!
by Who ate all the PIES!? Kelsey. July 29, 2011
A common boring name. Normally if you meet one. Their bitchy, nagging, probably have a huge nose, nasty hair, cheat on their boyfriend(s) with atleast 100+ guys, and two faced. Stay away from Kelsey's.
by Thatguy18 September 08, 2010
the bitchiest girl you'll ever meet . guys think shes an angel , but in reality shes a whore that cares about nothing besides her hair , how much tighter she can get her shirt and skirt , and how many penises she can get inside her vagina at one time .
guy: hey , do you know that girl over there ? she seems so perfect .
girl: that's a kelsey , unless you want to pick up an std , stay away from her .
girl: that's a kelsey , unless you want to pick up an std , stay away from her .
by lovelymiss277 June 26, 2011
usually refers to a girl who dresses like a slut, with short skirts, but surprisingly isnt a slut. she is also a total flirt
Girl 1: omg is that kelsey over there?
Girl 2: um do u see how short that skirt is? it has to be kelsey
Girl 2: um do u see how short that skirt is? it has to be kelsey
by xlolhehex August 22, 2009
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