Kandalf the Gay

A skinny gay white wizard who rides around on a sex slaves back, punishing people with his 'black mamba'. Often seen riding through the Shire forcing the hobbits to submit to his black mambas wrath. Can use magic to control your mind and turn you into one of his many gay sex slaves who usually take male sperm on their chest (usually Kendalfs)

Common punishments include;

- Sodomy, turkey slapping, dutch ovening and general rape.

Kandalf the Gay, Beware of his black mamba and its magic.

by Frodo (Sodomised Hobbit) January 26, 2012

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Kandee Kid

a kandee kid is a person who chooses to show their emotions on the outside, with bright colors and smiles to hand out, someone who can talk to people like they have known them for years. someone who hands out stickers, toys, candy. Peace Love Unity Respect -plur- "RaveR children unite"

by Kelly July 7, 2003

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Kandi Corpse

the raved out corpse of some stupid kandi kid who goes way overboard at a massive (electric daisy, monster massive, tao) takes 15 pills with no water and a shot of wiskey, seizures and dies on the dance floor. some kid p.l.u.r.ed out of their mind with neon glasses, kandi arm sleeves, and a mini backpack... cept dead from thizzz.

"Dude did you see that Kandi Corpse go down at the end of the Tiesto set? Holy shit!"

"Yeah he just twitched and fell, they got him on a stretcher but who knows..."

by scewtape wilson June 10, 2009

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Kanada

Canada with a K - Located in the woods of Massachusetts, discovered in 2010 B.C by two young female explorers after they conquered the dreaded beasty. Sadly, soon after Danny Boy stole the treasure.

Bob: Where are you going?
Maryellen: Kanada with a K!
Kate: We are getting my giant tree back from Danny!!!

by Kanadianandproud April 12, 2010

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