Jonathon Ross

Floppy Haired Wide-Boy Jonathon R(W)oss, is a prominant Uk TV Prostitute who enthralls his misguided audience with a hilarious comedy speech defect routine that never fails to nauseate, Everything that comes out of his mouth is actually Shite. This is due to an Anus-Mouth swap operation he had at birth that proved so popular with the UK TV licence paying public that they voluntarily agreed to pay him 6 Million Pounds of their money, thus giving him the nickname 'The C**t!'.

Jonathon 'Dog-Cock' Woss's condition has improved in recent months after the successful removal of a slimy parasitic Russel Brand from his Rectum, the only side affect being his wife, Jordan's hair turing Pink!

Reporter: 'Hey Jonathan, why do they call you the 'C**t'?

Jonathon Ross: ' Becawse I am a £6million public scwewing C**t, that's why!'

Reporter: ' Is that why your wife Jordan's hair is pink?'

Jonathon Ross: 'No, Its because I am Jonathon Ross, The C**t!'

by Jordans Sweating Cleft January 7, 2010

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

The sexiest most talented actor who walked across the face of the earth

OMG! Did you see Jonathan Rhys Meyers in Match Point? OMG!! He was so fuckin' hot!!

by JRM luva August 8, 2009

Jonathong

The act of licking one's thong and tickling the ass cheeks until one laughs. When they laugh its a Jonathong.

Bobalinda: 'haha stop you "Jonathon" it tickles too much!'

Jonathon: 'They dont call it the "Jonathong" for nothing'

by Davis786439 July 18, 2009

Jonathan Davis

The Best singer in the world and all u fucking bullshit faced
Dumbasses who think he sucks can go suck thier uncle's short and stubby dick

(dumbass) Jonathan davis sucks cock
(me) you suck cock fucking dumbass

by Gotissues December 15, 2008

Jonathan

Jonathan is the type of person that makes you feel special even if he doesn't show it he will .he will sometimes be shy but once you get to know him you will love him

That boy is so cute he must be a Jonathan

by Jonathan Vazquez January 30, 2017

Jonathan

Jonathan is sweet and is quiet the flirt but when he is dating stays loyal. He is an amazing cook and singer. And can make any girl he likes like him. He has a smile that lift anyones spirits . Has wide range of creativity and sadly thinks he an rap. He is completley hilarious. Very sensitive and loves running is also very fast.

Damn girl thats one sexy Jonathan

by Chace Bolden June 23, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is the most talented, artistic, beautiful, creative, sweet, caring, amazing, sexy, crazy butthead. He’s goofy as hell and makes the best impressions. He is insecure yet the most fine and beautiful and sexy and cute guy in any room he walks into. He loves hard and passionately and values every moment with somebody that he loves. He is protective and caring for those around him. He is VERY stubborn but if you give him a chance, he’ll come around. He’s a very sweet, lovely guy who has his flaws, but none that are not worth it.

Jonathan is the most beautiful man I have ever met.

by juicyjuiceguy March 27, 2019