My husband is such a Jonathan
by iknowyoubutdoyouknowme? February 7, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. A smelly tall creature that likes game of thrones even though he can fit right into the show. This so called “Jonathan” typically lives in the northwest part of the region in an igloo, even though he can’t fit in it.
by Ekul132 April 28, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. A man who has a big dick.The lady’s love him but don’t tell him. Is funny ass fuck. And can make you say daddy
Jonathan is so fine
by Ghost21232 April 15, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. A warriors bandwagon
Hates on lebrons greatness
A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom
Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan
Hates on smite players
Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist
Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down
Was once a dagger king
Goes by KING JO
Is very smart
Corrects everyone’s grammar
Thinks he’s always right
Hates on lebrons greatness
A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom
Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan
Hates on smite players
Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist
Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down
Was once a dagger king
Goes by KING JO
Is very smart
Corrects everyone’s grammar
Thinks he’s always right
Jonathan is a wise man
by J John May 29, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. a boy who comes off as quiet, sweet, and goofy in a shy way, but once you get to know him, he becomes a guy with a wide sense of humor, someone who will melt (and steal) your heart, and is very mature for his age. he thinks he's slick, and either gets his heart broken or does the breaking. don't date a Jonathan unless you plan on getting married, bc you'll never get over him
by cherrybearly March 27, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.
Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan is an average tall looking guy. He is usually pretty decent but he can be very very rude and make you feel very bad. He will most likely make you want to slit your throat in the end. A Jonathan is two faced, one is an angel and the other a manipulator.
by anonymous February 15, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug.