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Jog

Noun - jeans dog

A dog of which the skin has been replaced with jeans by a medical professional or taxidermist.;
A dog which has natural jeans skin.
I picked up my new jog at taxidermist Johnssons today. They look really good!

I went for a jog with my jog today. The jeans on them gets all the hot moms' attention
by HoverGuy August 2, 2022
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JOG

Jewish-occupied government
Person 1: Why is Trump sending another $11 billion to Israel?
Person 2: JOG
by frens88148814 January 5, 2025
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jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog.
by Max Bronson November 3, 2015
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eggnog jog

by realunnavus August 26, 2019
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The awkward jog of gratitude

The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.
"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.
by Chummy old pal April 7, 2016
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grateful jog

A grateful jog is when someone jogs across the street for a stopping car.
He had a spring and a skip in his grateful jog across the street
by Prof. Dhingum October 19, 2022
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hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.
Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.
by parkca01 October 4, 2013
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