junkless

no penis no vulva no nothing, like a doll

he had nothing down there
you mean no penis?
no, I mean no nothing
you mean like junkless?

by Jimlberto May 26, 2016

Jingle Bell Pepper Burger

A special Christmas burger that's served with bell pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jingle Bell Pepper Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

jingled your bells

A 5 year old girl named "stew" decides that she has had enough of this stupid so called "CHRISTMAS", so takes public transit to the town mall and shoots the mall santa directly in the left ball sack with an AK - 47, santa drops to his knees pain and stew walks into baby gap and buys herself a XL t- shirt even though shes a small... cause she just don't give a hecking damn.

mall santa: What the fuck just happened?
stew: I just jingled your bells bad bleep

by pussyfooted1234 November 23, 2020

spurs that jingle jangle jingle

an old western song, about single life. having spurs that "jingle jangle jingle" is similiar to being a player.

sallys mad I'm not being exclusive to her, but eff that bitch, I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle.

by katie c September 21, 2005

Jingle Finger

(n/v) a holiday finger bang usually given when one forgets to get a significant lady friend a gift.

The level of the jingle finger increases if 1) performed in a one-horse open sleigh 2) performed while one or both of the people hum "Jingle Bells" 3) occurs between the months November through January

Note: It is important to never present the jingle finger as an excuse--it is always to be presented as a holiday treat.

Synonym for Yule Long, which involves a fist of jingle fingers.

Ann: I got you an i-pod for Christmas, Bob!

Bob (in head): Shit! I forgot a present for Ann!
Bob (to Ann): Thanks, girl. I got you something special: a jingle finger. Let's go to my sleigh!

Ann: I'm the luckiest girl in the world!

by John Buckner October 8, 2011

Tingles in your jingles

the feeling you get in your pelvic region when you drive fast over a small hill

wow when we hit that bump in the road i got tingles in my jingles
you got tingles in your jingles?

yeah

i got tingles in my jingles when i was molested at age 6

by penisflytrap September 11, 2016

jingles

Another word for change (loose change)

Damn yo' Imma 3 cents short lemme borrow some jingles.

by Brea June 30, 2004