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jerkoffathon

See "jackoffathon".

To masturbate vigorously, either alone or with friends/girlfriends, multiple times for an extended period of time.
Jack's wife had gone to her parents' house for the weekend. Since he had ordered the Playboy channel and didn't want all that hand moisturizer to go to waste, he decided to plop down in front of the TV and have himself a jerkoffathon.
by actionman777 April 1, 2010
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The Jarrod

A man who is always drunk. He also enjoys hentai, a lot of it. A. LOT. Of. HENTAI and I mean like so much hentai its unhealthy amounts. He will stalk any and all. There is no running. There is no escape. From he whom watches Hentai
The thing came for me, I'm not going back, The Jarrod, it was everywhere and no-where, There is no escape from * The * Jarrod
by Man of many genders January 3, 2019
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Jarrott

A sexy and well groomed metrosexual man with manic tendencies and a neurotic fear of death.
Man, that guy is such a crazy Jarrott...but he's so beautiful.
by the_pwn7 February 5, 2010
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Jeroding

An act of being super high and losing your senses

Signs of Jeroding -

1.Making weird animal like sounds without any reason

2.Doing unexplainable actions e.g humping your friend's leg, hugging a chair etc.

3.Fucking up your own life
WTF MAN he just humped that freakin humped that wall. Now he is making bird sounds. Damn he jerods good.

SAY IT WITH ME KEEEEEEDS JEROD.STOP.JERODING
by Dicxo April 11, 2013
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jerkoff

A form of masturbation. Something many Wrestling-Edge users do.
by Nitemare January 18, 2003
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Jerod

An incubus in modern times, or an attractor of women and men. jerods tend to come off abrasive and cocky, and seem slow at times because they dont know how to interperet their words correctly to their mates or peers. The common trend in a jerod is a douche quaulity tat comes across strong.
that guys hot but he looks like a total jerod
Dude, check out the jerod flirting with the junior.
Hey that guys a real jerk, I know he a jerod and all but geez!
by anonymousT-rex October 14, 2011
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jerroddragon

an extremely humble and sophisticated dragon-like being containing the uncanny power to show nigger dach. his biggest weakness is that he has not mastered the art of grammar. no one has been able to kill the jerroddragon, but certain members of the british order of teadrinkers have attemped numerous times followed by miserable failure.
matt: sooo is that... maybe... a jerroddragon...?
jerroddragon: look at matt from the back, whoah
by master eye August 21, 2009
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