Ron Jeremy

A Guy that can suck his own dick. Ron Jeremy did it in a hammock in an old porn video!

Hadi hurt his back trying to pull off a Ron Jeremy.

by Paul in Dubai March 28, 2009

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jeremy kyle

A talk show host from 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' on ITV.

Basically he is a little weasel of a man who sees every situation on his show as either black or white (life is not that simple), he loves to shout and scream at his guests and has a awful habbit of labelling someone after knowing them for only two minutes, he will take his first impression of a guest then go on a hot-headed rant and ridicule him/her, followed by pathetic howling and cheering from the sheep in the audience. He seems to feel big and mighty having a audience and security guards behind him.

The whole show is horrible to watch as it just about laughing at people who's lives are in the gutter. I don't defend the usual type of guest on his show, but i think the looking down and embarresment of people in front of the whole nation is a sick thing to be considered entertainment.

JEREMY KYLE: Hi welcome back, our next guest brian has just made his way onto the stage. Hello Brian welcome to the show, so you have a child, and you like to go out drinking.
BRIAN: Yeah just on the weekend sometimes.
JEREMY KYLE: -YOU SHOULD GIVE UP THE DRINK IT'S PATHETIC YOU HAVE A CHILD!!!

(audince starts howling)

by mickyash2008 March 22, 2008

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Jerome

He is the most amazing guy in the world! The ONLY amazing guy in the world! No other guy can compare to him! He is beyond your wildest dreams. He is incredibly gorgeous with a lightening smile and strong arms to carry you through life (like on auto cruise). He is sexy, sweet and a passionate kisser, very passionate. He is desired so many girls because he's incredible. he's the best bestfriend and perfect boyfriend. I love him and really i think i love him more than love it self (is that possible? Most definitely because it Jerome). He is my true love. He's a guy who is lovable, trustworthy and someone who you know will always love you and who you can love through the fabulous, freaky, low, high, awesome, incredible times. He's a guy who will be there 24/7 always there. Light hearted who can make you smile every moment of the day. He's someone to love and treat with passion and respect. He's a once in a life time guy. If you find your Jerome treasure him.

girl 1: is that your Jerome?
girl 2: oh honey, he is and my gosh! he is amazing!
girl 1: you are a lucky thing you better take good care of him! he's TREASUREFUL!

by bottleofbubbly119 July 4, 2010

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Jeremie

Jeremie is a tall sweet black nice guy he is very sweet lovable and good in bed with the ladies he also has HUGE dick that all of the girls love you could marry him just for that big DICK and he is good at sports

Oh my god!!!!! Do you know the big dick guy his name is Jeremie

by Williamsonlov March 13, 2019

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