Jazz

1. Nature's way of saying you stuck your fingers into an electical socket

2. Taking un necessary risk just for the fun of the outcome, wether good or bad.

B.A.: Hanabal's on the Jazz again

by Local lunatic March 14, 2005

Jazz

Pornography, grumble, bongo

I pulled the middle out of my wang while "reading" my jazz mag

by Phil hebden September 23, 2004

Jazz

Can be defined as any noun. Much like the word "shit"

1) I still have to put and pants and all that jazz

2) You still smoke that jazz?

by Infect November 02, 2004

Jazz

Jazz, also known as, nut,spunk,a load, man junk.......

"I told him i would only give him oral sex if he promised not to jazz in my eye"

by MASSHOLE617 June 14, 2004

Jazz

Cool, alright, sounds good, to imply okay

"Bowling tonight?"
"Jazz."

by Mike Klos June 20, 2006

Jazz

The sound of a group of virtuoso musicians getting together and jacking off to themselves.

Miles Davis: Hey, I don't know how to actually make people feel things then I play my trumpet, but I know my scales really well and I like to hear myself play them. I guess I'll become a jazz musician. That'll give me some cred.

by Jazzsucksdonkeyballs December 01, 2009

jazzed

the effects after consuming many, many alcoholic beverages. i.e. parallel to that of intoxication, getting 'housed,' drunkerdan, rowdy...

"crystal and i got soo jazzed last night!..."

by Hayley December 09, 2003