Jared

Stupid usually arrogant and likes cars that to most people's eyes are deformed. A Jared is usually ignorant and stubborn and can be found looking at cars he'll never afford
Jared:Hey have you seen the new lambos
Person: They really are running out of ideas it starting to look like a normal but expensive car
Jared:*Angry Jared Noises*
by Non-Jared October 21, 2019
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The Jared

The Sexiest man alive!! hes so hot, when i see him i cant keep my hands off him. In his spare time he likes to jack off.
by someone you know March 16, 2005
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Jared

A short round unathletic pathetic excuse for a human being. He doesn't wear underwear, so the same track pants he wears everyday rides up his ass. He laughs at himself and thinks that everybody is his friend.
Jared Landis
by jaredlandis123 January 29, 2013
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Jared

a 19 year old male who never fucking learnt how to read
'Um Jared could you read number 23 for the class'
'no I cannot'
'Hi, wuddup I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read'
by HeckityHeck February 27, 2018
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Jared

Jared: "I hate those damn sand ni**ers."
by sugar_58_ August 31, 2008
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Jared

Someone who looks like a fuckboy and probably was one when he was younger. Acts super tough around his friends but secretly goes to cry in the bathroom when someone says he's stupid. Very unclear with his feelings for people and when he likes a girl he doesn't say it directly.
"Hey so does he like you?"
"I'm not sure, he's being a real Jared"
by CurvyPancake April 19, 2019
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19 and never learned how to fucking read
Hey Jared can you read number 16 for the class?
No I cannot what up I Jared
by g(y)ay July 18, 2018
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