Wang-jangle

verb
1. To stir or mix the ingredients of a recipe
2. To position or maneuver.
3. To acquire or obtain.

It was a tight fit, but we managed to wang-jangle the sofa into the apartment

I might be able to wang-jangle some extra money from my dad

by Smuggler719 December 2, 2015

Jabulani

When something goes wrong and it's all your fault, it's an excuse to try and rid yourself of any blame. This comes from the 2010 FIFA World Cup where the game ball, named the Jabulani, has been the target of complaint by goalkeepers and players alike to cover up poor play.

Pissed Guy: Dude, you just rear-ended my car!
Other Guy: It wasn't my fault, it was the Jabulani.

Teacher: You just failed the last test. Did you just not choose to study?!
Student: I studied all night. It was the Jabulani.

English Commentator: Bloody hell, Rob Green just let in an easy goal! He's a very skilled keeper so it must just be that Jabulani

by FIFAJMF June 14, 2010

Janelli

To put a liquid in your mouth whilst chewing on food in an attempt to combine the flavours and textures.

these Doritos are much better when you janelli them with some chocolate milk

by DavidBowE3 May 24, 2011

Defi-jaculate

(v) To spontaneously defacate while ejaculating

Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.

by J-Ru October 15, 2003

janaliz

Janaliz is a very beautiful girl. She is very independent and a smart individual. She is a great person to have in your life when you need it she will be there. If you have a Janaliz in your life be happy and never let her go .

Sara" My best friend is totally a Janaliz !"

by Barnina Layit March 16, 2017

Janal

to have anal sex with a woman called jane.

maaan, i heard that, that stuart guy had janal.

by ianmlian February 25, 2009

Janely

a loser stoner kid who listens to too much Lil Peep, loves makeup, and is constantly suffering from an existential crisis. Loves remembering memories with friends by showing old pics but is always wary of accidentally showing a nude. She is a real good homie but can turn aggressive in a second.

Janely is always ready to sesh.

Her make up is on point. She must be a Janely.

by potatoburps January 10, 2018