Jacket Worthy

Used to describe whenever it is or its not cold enough to use a jacket outside.

Guy1-'Hey arent you gonna put on your jacket?'
Guy2-'Naw its not very jacket worthy.'

by 1g1r1e1g1 April 20, 2009

Jacket and Jack It

The motion of getting your jacket, placing it over your crotch area, sliding your arms under the fabric, reaching for your dick with a hand, and masturbating away. The move is usually used for concealment when in a public area while having a very high sex drive.

Isaiah: Yo bro, I got nudes from her yesterday while I was in Walmart and I just had to jack off then and there using the jacket and jack it method

Brandon: Really bro? I got caught and kicked out of Target for doing that

Brian: I don't use the jacket and jack-it method. I just take my dick out in public and jerk off in front of everyone

by DuncanDonuts October 27, 2018

jacketbones

Some twink on tumblr who likes skeletons. He is fun, but also a simp.

Someone: hey what are you looking at?

A gay Undertale fan: Oh just this blog, Jacketbones.

by Fingersinmyazzz November 9, 2020

the jackers

n. A gang for people who like to jack off. Term was coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline sometime around 2000-01.

Adam: If you join the jackers you get jackets.
Dr. Drew: The jacker jackets?

by MC Derf &Gjelstiznles October 31, 2006

The Jacket Surprise

The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.

woah man, i gave my girlfriend the jacket surprise after she blew me last night!

by Hercules G. Rockefeller March 19, 2011

Weak Jacket

Slang: a weak stomach; easily nauseated; easily sickened.

I was having fun at the amusement park until I went on the roller coaster; I have such a weak jacket that I threw up on the loop, and the ride had to be shut down for cleaning.

by Mazzie73 June 8, 2013

Clean Jacket

Haven't been in any trouble with the Law.

No Felonies.

That boy Jacket Clean.

"I can get a job anywhere, I got a Clean Jacket!"

by Howard_HUZE September 19, 2016