jack-off Jimmy

a nickname for someone who masturbates all the time.

I caught James in the bathroom again, beating his meat as usual. Someone needs to tell jack-off Jimmy to find himself a bitch.

by Nick D May 1, 2003

Jack Off Sense

The heightened sense you develop for noticing when someone is going to come in your room before you do.

Nelly's jack off sense warned him to hide the porn and lotion at a moments notice.

by Peter Urban May 4, 2006

half jacked-off

a synonym for half-assed, half baked, et al. Usually used to render scorn on a famous person/celebrity who, for all their glitter, charisma and talent really puts forth a miserable effort in said situation.

Ben Affleck's cinematic efforts of late have been generally of the half jacked-off variety.

by Virgin Suicides June 16, 2017

Jumping Jack-Offs

A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion

I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs

The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs

by Cadillac C--Y February 27, 2011

Jack Off Smell

The smell that comes when you masturbate. Pretty much hand rubbing smell too

Bro I hate the jack off smell

by Le Carlton December 28, 2018

jack off season

The period of time following a break up from a relationship in which steady pussy was readily available. This refers to the need to begin jacking off again because the pussy one once cherished in their relationship is no longer available for every-day-use.

This is something one must prepare and train for prior to entering the said jack off season, much like spring training in baseball.

"Dude, I am about to break up with that cunt; I gotta start hitting the gym and working the forearms to start training for jack off season."

"That sucks!"

by MilkMan99 April 15, 2008

Jack Off buddy

male with whom another male masturbates. can either masturbate next to jack off buddy, or give him a helping hand with the favor being returned. good way to relieve stress.

my jack off buddy jerked my cock real hard the other day after my test. i returned the favor.

by stroke June 30, 2008