Midnight Backfire

When you or significant others fart wakes you up in the middle of the night.

My boyfriends midnight backfire vibrated the bed and turned the sheets into a stinky mass of air.

by Nana711 November 4, 2014

Midnight savage

When a nice person does something that is savage in nature, and thus, totally unexpected.

"I can't believe the questions Josh asked tonight!" - Michelle
"I know! He's such a midnight savage!" - Jonathan

by J B L May 3, 2016

midnight lumber

Stealing construction materials from jobsites in the middle of the night.

When you need wood, but you ain't got no dough - shop Midnight Lumber for all your skateboard ramp building needs.

by PoppinKream March 1, 2019

Midnight Monkey

The monkey that, when you have drunk rather too much, breaks into your room while you're asleep, steals all your cash, punches you in the face and takes a shit in your mouth. Results in morning shit breath, no cash and a blinding headache.

Jesus...I feel like crap...I think I had a visit from the midnight monkey last night, I should never have drunk that last car bomb.

by SarniaDrew April 8, 2010

midnight mindfuck

Any attempt at learning material normally impossible to grasp in the daytime hours around midnight. People suffering the midnight mindfuck may notice that this material is somewhat funnier at this time. The most popular material associated with the midnight mindfuck is philosophy, although other insanely hard to comprehend subjects may be applied.

That midnight mindfuck came up behind me when I bent over...and this morning my ass ached something fierce.

by gergerry_da_phzzt December 9, 2008

Midnight Assault

1. The most fierce, evil and greatest metal band that ever existed!!!! Derives its name from the time at which they became a band. Led by David Ramsay, who provides lead vocals, as well as lead and rhythm guitar. Also in the band are John O'Dwyer, Darcey McDougall and Baker.

2. The nightly celebration of the aforementioned band. The celebration usually occurs at midnight, but is also celebrated at certain intervals after midnight as well.

1. Person A: Have you heard of Midnight Assault?
Person B: OF COURSE! Who HASN'T heard of Midnight Assault?

2. HAPPY MIDNIGHT ASSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CM5k December 10, 2006

Midnight Release

1. A term used when a people gather at a local game store at Midnight for a video game release.

2. When you ejaculate at Midnight (usually in the dark, and it can be by yourself, with another, or in a group)

1. Hey, you weren't in school today, did you go to Game Stop last night for the Midnight Release?

2. Nobody was home at the moment, and I was a bit horny, so I decided to have a Midnight Release.

by HowlandNotTooCool January 30, 2010