Israel

Barging into someone’s legitimate home and insisting they leave because “it’s your right”.

"I have the right to force you to leave. I'm Israeling you."

by YANOW November 18, 2023

Israel

Israel is a country located in the southern Levant and is currently the only Jewish country in the world.
While Israel's existence is controversial, most people and international law regard its existence as legitimate.

"I hate Israel, It is a settler colonial state that has been occupying the palestinian territories for 56 years now"

by ONOR1S December 20, 2023

Israeled

Term used by hip modern humanitarians on Twitter/X that totally don't hate Jews. So, they would never say someone "Jewed" them. They say "Israeled" them instead. Nazis marching in Charlottesville chanted "Jews will not replace us". They would say "Zionists will not Israel us". Totally different. "Jewing" was something bad outdated racists used to say to refer to stingy/cheap Jews, or just Jews screwing you over generally as 9/10 racists agree Jews are always doing and plotting toward as a global cabal. People figured out this was racist AF tho, so now you have to say Israeled to mean THOSE PEOPLE are all thieves instead, which is at least 0-1% more mask on with its racism. Plus your Twitter followers might think you know something about geopolitics rather than just hating Jews, which you do, and that's a neat bonus.

Two modern humanitarians that totally don't hate Jews talking about how best to free Palestine:
Terminally online person 1: I just came up with a final solution for the Je... Zionist problem.
Terminally online person 2: Bro, you just Israeled Hitler out of his well deserved credit.
Terminally online person 1: That's antisemitic AF
Terminally online person 2: I said you Israeled him, not that you Jewed him. We're talking about Zionists anyhow, right?
Terminally online person 1: Oh my bad. I identify as a hyper-marxist anti-fascist anti-racist, and that sounded kinda in racist for a second. Anyway have you seen these crazy Talmud quotes and these funny hats? The Zionists will not Israel us, that's for sure.

by GlippityGlopGlop January 25, 2024

Israel

The most wonderful and amazing man anyone could ever ask for. He is the very definition of perfect. He is the best in the bedroom hands down.

Have you met Israel?

by Sweetpsycho97 April 26, 2025

Israeled

To be falsely accused of hate crimes by changing history, making up facts, dumbing down complex situations, relying on uneducated people interested in shouting vs. learning and thinking, and simply ignoring inconvenient facts and history. Often done by people either with limited or no substantial education or ability to engage in critical thinking or by people who have a specific agenda that requires denying reality.

You got accused by a mob of a crime in one area even though you were totally in another area? You totally got Israeled.

by urbansurburban123 May 30, 2024

Israel

The most beautiful country in the world

Don't use "free Palestine" as an excuse to be antisemetic
Israel is my favourite place in the world and feels like home

by G did heidheisjbeisj November 28, 2023

Israeled

To do everything according to the rules as they have been agreed only to be criticized anyway.

I parked in the designated area but got Israeled by the parking cop

by Menckensghost December 27, 2023