Iowa hot tub

It is when one ejaculates in the bellybutton of another and then takes a finger and swirls it around then the finger is licked clean.

Keeley was so very hungry so she asked Tommy boy to feed her out of the Iowa hot tub

by Steelman696969 August 31, 2016

Malvern, Iowa

This small towns holds a ton of fat-ass, sluty meth-heads. Worst education, and horrible service. You can't get anything helped here. And a total lack of shopping.

Wanna get high? Go to Malvern, Iowa!

by usei March 4, 2011

Iowa Cornhusker

Stick a husk of corn into a girl's vagina and proceed to peel the husk off. Once it is off you eat the corn from the cob and then use it as a dildo. (Why this is funny, I'll never know.)

Last night i gave my girl an Iowa Cornhusker, now she has a disease.

by w0wzerz February 26, 2009

Iowa

Idiots Out Wandering Around

Iowa is the home to several idiots out wandering around.

by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 9, 2011

Greenfield Iowa

Pretty much the shit, Located in Iowa this town beats the living shit out of most other towns. Although boring at sometimes and filled with rednecks the awesome people make up for it.

Dude 1: Dude, you were in Greenfield Iowa and you didnt invite me?I hate you!
Dude 2: Yeah they were the shit!

by Curly hair dude August 6, 2011

Iowa

Pretty much the best place ever

i mean i live there so yeah
usually mistaken for "Idaho" or "Illinois"
but damn WE BETTER THAN THEM
sorry but without us y'all are without CORN

also des moines is awesome
its small and there IS NOOO traffic
traffic sucks
Iowa doesn't

1 : where you from
2: Iowa
1: come again

2: Iowa
1: i think you mean IDAHO
2: NOO get yo eyes checked
1: Iowans are SALTY
2: you salty

by Norah.Is.High January 29, 2018

New Hampton, Iowa

A very small and boring town. about 4800 people and nothing to do.

wow this is really New Hampton, Iowas

by Spam Bob December 14, 2010