Instagoal

The goal scored immediately off the faceoff after a goal has just been scored by the opposing team. A phenomenon often seen in Hockey games for Xbox. This seems to be the easiest goal to score in the games and happens much more often than it should. So far this has been observed in both NHL 2007 and NHL 2K6.

Player1: Sweet, I just scored
Player2: Give it a second, I'll hit you with an instagoal here on the faceoff

by Iowntheskies November 12, 2008

instagasm

An instant orgasm by seeing something or even by the mere thought of something.

Meekey: Dude, did you see that girl wearing a beanie?
Atom: Yeah man. It was like an instagasm.

by hypocrisy October 23, 2011

Instagram Poor

Having little to no followers on instagram

"Dude you only have 15 instagram followers "
"Yeah I know, I'm instagram poor"

by bEAR July 23, 2015

Instagram

A photo sharing app that allows you to spill virtual coffee all over your pictures to make them the hippest thing 2016 has ever seen.

12 year old: You have an Instagram? I LOVE INSTA!! OMG follow me!! My last photo got like 18 likes!

by satansgoldfish June 17, 2016

Instacock

When a person's Instagram photo is so attractive, it gives you a semi-erection, one that's enough for you to question your existence and wonder why you'll never get with someone like that.

Dude: "Hey, man did you see (insert attractive person's name here)'s picture on Instagram? "

Other dude: "Ugh. Yes, dude. It gave me Instacock."

by plowmaster October 7, 2016

instagram crazy

An individual who has completely changed their out look on life because of Instagram. They will do & say anything to try to get more followers. They will even hashtag things they've never done before to try to get more Instagram famous. They use their extrovert friends to try to make them look popular. Be careful though these individuals get jealous of others including friends. At times they can be very emotional and dramatic.

Person 1: Jenna use to be normal what happened?
Person 2: She become instagram crazy!

#playsthevictim #fake #usespeople #jealous

by Tiffany Sanders November 30, 2016

Instagramable

A worthy picture to post on one’s Instagram account.

Wow! This picture is instagramable.

by Lazydays2 June 25, 2018