upper hand

to have the higher or better position in the situation.

to be in the lead or winning.

ex. Dave has the upper hand in the card game because he is winning.

by mr.desperado March 31, 2015

Lunch Hands

The crust that remains of ya fingers after you chow down on some fire grub

*Harold eats a bag of flaming hot Cheetos*
Guy: damn girl yo hands red af!
Harold: I has been eatin the Cheetos. I got mad lunch hands

by Tsunami March 11, 2015

Hand Dig

When you are fisting someone and you dig a steamy piece of shit out of their asshole.

After I did a hand dig last night I ate the shit.

by Rojo2202 December 29, 2014

hand lemon

The accurate term for the sport commonly known as American Football. This term is more accurate because in this sport, a lemon-shaped "ball" primarily comes into contact with players' hands, rather than their feet. In contrast, the sport referred to as football globally is accurately named, because the spherical ball primarily comes into contact with players' feet.

I went to the sports bar expecting to watch Champions League but they had hand lemon on every TV!

I was talking to my friend about football, and she went off on a tangent about the Denver Broncos! Americans and their hand lemon, am I right?

Every time I try to watch Bundesliga, the sports bars don't even have the right channel... It's like all they care about is hand lemon and baseball!

by beeranne January 21, 2021

Glizzy Hands

Glizzy Hands are the terms used to describe people with unusually large fingers. The term was popularized by the little elf boy with fast, fast times, Twitch streamer Atrioc, where his friends would make fun of him for his disturbingly uncanny-looking fingers.

"Those guys over there have such large fingers, we should call them Glizzy Hands."
"How did you know they have large fingers, Katie?"
"..."

by AtriocPleaseVIPMeLoveYou:) August 26, 2021

Hand Sanitizer

The most expensive thing during the corona virus

Damn that hand sanitizer is expensive

by RogueAssassin March 5, 2020

hand computer

That thing that you look at all day that is small and does a billion more things than a "phone" but you and all your friends call it a "phone" when clearly it's really a hand computer.

Hey how do we get to that happenin party?
I dunno man, lemme whip out my hand computer.
Your what?
Hand computer.

by Hottdiggidydog August 28, 2019