When a person is not considered dateable because they're too cute to ever be looked at in a sexual way. Worse than the friendzone, but similar to the younger brotherzone or sisterzone. Typically occurs with short and attractive people, on first dates, or irreversible cases of friendzoning. Once you're cutezoned, you've reached the point of no return.
Short hot guy: *calls friend crying* "JOhN "
John: " What, Josh??"
Josh: " Laina, the girl I liked? She cute-zoned me. It was hard enough when she friendzoned me. HOW AM I EVER GOING TO FIND A GIRL WHO WANTS TO GET IN MY PANTS"
Sarah : "Guess what? Remember Derek?"
Kamryn: "Yeah, the really hot one?"
Sarah: "He fucking cute-zoned me. Said I reminded him of his ten year old sister. Adorable, sweet, and super cute. I basically got sisterzoned"
John: " What, Josh??"
Josh: " Laina, the girl I liked? She cute-zoned me. It was hard enough when she friendzoned me. HOW AM I EVER GOING TO FIND A GIRL WHO WANTS TO GET IN MY PANTS"
Sarah : "Guess what? Remember Derek?"
Kamryn: "Yeah, the really hot one?"
Sarah: "He fucking cute-zoned me. Said I reminded him of his ten year old sister. Adorable, sweet, and super cute. I basically got sisterzoned"
by toocuteforlife November 04, 2013
by Chiko81 December 28, 2011
When you read a message from the notification center but don't reply to it. You're not technically 'seen-ing' the person but notification zoning them.
by zxn December 16, 2018
One quarter mile on each side of the exit from MacDonalds drive through. Dangerous since exiting drivers are digging in the bag for their fries and not paying attention to the road.
by keywslt August 20, 2009
A state of surrealism, where things that should not make sense seem to do so. Term taken from the 1960's TV show hosted by writer Rod Serling.
Carl just found out that his father, the one he thought was dead, is still alive! How Twilight Zone can you get!
by Unidyne December 14, 2003
Similar to the friend zone, but much, much worse. Simply put, it is when the girl you have feelings for cares about you to the extent that she thinks of you as not just a friend but as her "brother", making any potential chance for a relationship disappear.
Guy 1: God, I'm in the friend zone...
Guy 2: Shut the hell up, at least the friend zone has a way out. I'm in the brother zone. I'm totally fucked.
Guy 1: Damn, and I thought I had it bad.
Guy 2: You ain't kidding.
Guy 2: Shut the hell up, at least the friend zone has a way out. I'm in the brother zone. I'm totally fucked.
Guy 1: Damn, and I thought I had it bad.
Guy 2: You ain't kidding.
by aikm,ld March 01, 2009