Ear Job

1| The act of ejaculating in ones ear. 2| The act of massaging a females ear(s) in a sexual way

A.K.A| Ear Shot, Ear Cumshot, Drums Bleeding White

*Sexual Situation*
Girl: Can you give me an ear job
Man: Yes Baby
*White Sh#t Everywhere*

by GrandSider August 08, 2020

dog-ear

to fold back the corner of a page in a book

For the last time, don't dog-ear my books.

by The Return of Light Joker December 03, 2007

ear condom

protection from speech that would otherwise offend you

Person 1: Didn't the teacher's stereotypical remarks offend you today?
Person 2: No, I always wear an ear condom in that class.

by dersponge55 April 24, 2011

ear job

using one's tongue, lips, and breath in and around your partner's ear to give him/her an Amazing sexual/sensual feeling

"everytime my girl sucks on my earlobe, she gives me an amazing ear job!"

by emily and asher September 03, 2007

bamboo earrings

Really big, thick and round earrings...shaped like bamboo. Best known for being worn in the 80s. Usually gold.

Nini! Did you see Misha bamboo earrings...they are flame(meaning really nice)

by Amara-Nycole August 04, 2006

ear candy

Hearing either your favorite kind of music, or hearing someone with an accent that you just adore.

MMMMmmmmmmm.....that girl from Chicago has such a lovely accent.

by Phil Mehard March 24, 2005

robot ears

What you need to fully enjoy Aphex Twin. People with robot ears actually NEED Aphex Twin just like normal people need food

you need robot ears to listen to aphex twin's equation

by XxLorDxX October 23, 2010