private blendering

Where someone is so anoying that the pain of being around them could be comparied to having your privates blended.

Employee 1: "Our boss is so annoying, I would rather have my privates placed in a blender than have to spend another day with him"

Employee 2: "yeh dude I know how you feel, he's been on my back all morning, defs private blendering"

by NJDlover30 April 11, 2009

blender sex

a transgender transformation for weird lgbt mf's

p1:whats ur gender now
p2:blender sex:
p1: excuse me?
p2: born male chopped my dick off with blender now I work at subway for men

by mexicanfoxnigga April 16, 2021

Sideways Blender

noun, the sexual pleasure enjoyed by a man sticking his penis inside the cut out center of a woman's belly button.

She ended up dying from loss of blood after taking a sideways blender.

by Steve Mobeve November 11, 2004

Turkey in a Blender

Slang for marijuana, commonly used on the East coast.

Yo bro, check dis turkey in a blender I just thiefed

by Bro November 27, 2003

hot blenders

a very physically attractive male working in a smoothie shop, called blenders.

Man, I really want another smoothie, so we can see the hot blender!

by Dani May 13, 2005

Hungarian Hand Blender

When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.

My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.

by Indy the Great January 12, 2019

Nigga Cock Blender

When a nigga sticks his penis in a blender. This message was brought to you by today is cluless#0666.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE TYRONE DO A NIGGA COCK BLENDER

by Today is clueless March 26, 2020