chicken in my bed

Usually referred to in gay terminology, whereas chicken would be a young teenage male, desired by a significantly older gentleman, to be in his bed for sexual satisfaction

Holy hell - I cant believe it, Joe who is in his 40s, got drunk last night and had 'chicken in my bed' with that 18 year old kid whose name starts with an M!!!!

chicken in my bed by NAMBLA LOVER 6969 May 17, 2007

bed-in 

a sex session in which several partners take part.

Let's have a bed-in.

bed-in by uttam maharjan March 13, 2010

Shit in the Bed

When something bad happens.

Person 1:Man my VCR ate my favorite movie.
Person 2:Shit in the Bed!

Shit in the Bed by Reid 3rd January 1, 2004

BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED 

Physical activity of an at least somewhat sexual nature in a piece of furniture ordinarily used for reclining and sleeping. May be a result of HEE HEE PET PET and/or MAKIN' OUT WITH SOME BOY and lead to chin-chap.

"Soooo," teased Sierra, glancing at Charlize's JBF hair, "looks like someone's been BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED!"

BUMPIN' AND LOVIN' IN THE BED by Jess Park February 22, 2004

Naked in my bed with socks on 

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.

Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*

Naked in my bed with socks on by mrswaggyballs238 December 19, 2013

jack-in-the-bed 

When your man TRIES to discretely jack-off next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet distinctly begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.

I get secretly turned on when my boyfriend plays Jack-In-The-Bed.

jack-in-the-bed by posterpoker13 January 29, 2016

ded in the bed

when youre absolutly so shook there is no other way to discribe youre emotions

girl: omg did you hear the club downtown isnt checking IDs right now?
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed

ded in the bed by flexinonyomain March 9, 2018