Chronic condition whereby an IPad user suffers severe neck pain from peering downward on their Ipad. IPad users can be distinguished from afar by a noticeable neck twitch or wringing of the neck.
Because I peered downward to read my iPad for 3 hours straight, my doctor concluded that I had "IPad neck".
by Aaploverrated March 12, 2012
Get the IPad Neckmug. what you get when all you douche bag, punk ass co-workers/friends flaunt their newly acquired ipads in your face.
I got ipad envy when he showed me a video on his slick new ipad, so I punched his bitch ass in the crotch.
by revitup71 May 20, 2010
Get the ipad envymug. 
by Ejgocrxzy March 5, 2022
Get the Ipad Kidmug. A stupid 3-10 year old who only uses there iPad for entertainment.
Some way you can find out if a child is in fact a iPad kid.
1. they will scream
2. FULL VOLUME AT ALL TIMES
3. coco melon/Ryan's toy review
4. Cheeto fingers
5. Bulky iPad cases
6 dirty screen
Some way you can find out if a child is in fact a iPad kid.
1. they will scream
2. FULL VOLUME AT ALL TIMES
3. coco melon/Ryan's toy review
4. Cheeto fingers
5. Bulky iPad cases
6 dirty screen
Person1:dude look at that iPad kid
Person2: there parents must not care about them
13 year old from far away: ew it smells like shit in here
1: did that kid just shit there pants
2 yes yes they did
13 year old now very close by: whelp it looks like the parents don't care lets just judge and make Shure this in fact a iPad kid
2 who the fuck are you
13yr old: I'm a 13 year old to add more depth to this stupid story
1: wait this is fake
2 well no fucking shit this is fake
iPad kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMY MY IPAD DIED
13yo: run
and they all fuck died the end.
Person2: there parents must not care about them
13 year old from far away: ew it smells like shit in here
1: did that kid just shit there pants
2 yes yes they did
13 year old now very close by: whelp it looks like the parents don't care lets just judge and make Shure this in fact a iPad kid
2 who the fuck are you
13yr old: I'm a 13 year old to add more depth to this stupid story
1: wait this is fake
2 well no fucking shit this is fake
iPad kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMY MY IPAD DIED
13yo: run
and they all fuck died the end.
by itsdinocraft August 1, 2022
Get the iPad kidmug. An autistic person (often a very young child, but can be anyone) who’s constantly using their iPad. Headphones in 24/7, full storage, tons of offline games. These people often use their iPad for sensory purposes (like to listen to relaxing sounds to block out loud noise), and non verbal iPad autistics may use their iPad to communicate through TTS. They get extremely upset if their iPad battery dies or anything else happens that hinders their ability to use their iPad.
“You have a charging port here, right? My daughters iPad is about to run out of charge and she needs it. She’s an iPad autistic.”
by Erikaheath May 17, 2021
Get the iPad autisticmug. A medical condition of the affluent, mainly incurred by having your arms at a 90 degree angle while holding your iPad in bed for a prolonged period of time. Problem exacerbated when trying to hold the iPad with one hand and jacking off with the other.
by Grant Rampus July 14, 2016
Get the iPad elbowmug.