I'm a man

A joke story your friends pull on you, typically starting with you in the bar ending up getting laid with a 'girl'.

For every sentence your friend says, you must end it with "I'm a man" no matter what.

You go to a bar.
"I'm a man."
You get drunk.
"I'm a man."
You find a hot girl.
"I'm a man."
You ask her out to your house.
"I'm a man."
She's in the bedroom.
"I'm a man."
You start to undress her.
"I'm a man."
She leans onto you and says,
"I'm a man."

by mypsace October 11, 2019

I'm stover it

This is shorthand for I'm SO TOTALLY OVER IT!

Gawd, she stood me up, I'm stover it with her!

by I, Wreckerrr December 18, 2020

I'm cold

Usually a girls way of seeing if a guy is interested in cuddling.

If he wants to-
Girl: I'm cold
Boy: wanna cuddle?

If he doesn't-
Girl: I'm cold.
Boy: get a blanket!

by Abbsolutelynotabby November 12, 2014

I'm game

Used to indicate that the speaker is interested in doing whatever has just been suggested. Similar to "I'm up for that."

Bart: Let's go see a flick.
Lisa: Sure, I'm game.

by kiwi-monster April 29, 2004

I'm Blue

dabba dee dabba die

I'm Blue

by finna nutboi June 14, 2018

I'm dead

1. To describe something as funny
2. To describe a feeling of extreme exhaustion

1. I'm dead that joke was hilarious!
2. Leg day was brutal, I'm dead.

by LynxWarlord65 September 7, 2022

I'm seepy

the cutest way to say "I'm sleepy." normally said by a very tired yet adorable girl. Snuggles normally come afterwards depending on the personality and cuteness of the girl.

Someone: "What's wrong? Is everything ok?"
Cute girl: *lays head down* "I'm seepy..."

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022