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couch husband

A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.
Husband beats wife in a game of urban dictionary. True story.

Wife: you’re my couch husband tonight.
by JK Knowling March 12, 2022
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Lane husband

The guy you always share a Lane with during swim practice. The opposite of Lane wife.
I always share a Lane with Andrew at swim practice, therefore he is my Lane husband.
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Pias Husband

whaaat? she is married? yes bitches thats totally right. married to the most handsome man on earth. oh yes.

He always listens to her and is always there for her.

She is so in love with him.
In fact, no one has ever made her feel like he does. He makes her happy even when she thinks she‘s at her lowest. He manages to make her smile everytime they talk.
Her heart makes a little jump everytime he calls her.
Her face lights up with joy and pure happiness everytime they are together.
And somehow she always seems happier, whenever he‘s around.
Mert,
seni cok seviyorum

I love you so much

Ich liebe dich so sehr
„Omg have you seen Pias Husband? He is so handsome!“
„Have you heard? Pias Husband, Mert Celik, made her the most happiest woman on earth. Wow they are both so lucky to have each other“
by merts wife February 6, 2022
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Husband Hunting

Husband Hunting

When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.
Mary Ellen: How did your week go?
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.
by Slabshack November 28, 2018
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fictional husband

A guy you have a HUGE crush on, but

A. He doesn't exist
B. It's something that will never happen. Like Rap Monster.
by Meme2004 April 20, 2017
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whole husband

Meaning an active husband in her everyday life
by That girl.... October 29, 2019
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Angry Husband

The "Angry Husband" is a hard back hand shot in Ping Pong. It is called an Angry Husband because the shot is very similar to that of a man whacking some broad in the teeth.
Person 1 " Damn pulled of that angry husband today... he didn't even see it come "

Person 2 " That was prime. Looked like Steve hittin' his ho the other night "
by Levi is a FAG March 23, 2009
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